I'M HUNGRY

I want to eat. where's the food.

[memesandlaughs]

[softmommyelle]

This kills me every fucking time

[willow]

Due to personal reasons I’m me

[shiftythrifting]

I don’t think I’m enlightened enough to doerstarbt this shirt.

[chorusofravenousangels]

WHAT PART OF shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu DON’T YOU DOERSTARBT

[nocakeno]

WHAT PART

OF

shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe

xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu

DON’T YOU

DOERSTARBT

[qvotable]

A year from now you will wish you had started today.

Karen Lamb (via qvotable)

[canisbeta]

[accessiblecoldtimes]

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

[redpaperowl]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

[rosscaps]

[the-memedaddy]

[turing-tested]

just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

[metrophobic]

Kind of like a butthole!

[turing-tested]

thanks

[volcainist]

[parttimevejetaryen-deactivated2]

[botan]

[nevver]

Calvin and Hobbes, IG : itsPeteski

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

True crime podcast: Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but dismembered and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

[thekwikemart]

[mysharona1987]

[postmodernjpg]

[taliabobalia]