A blog of fandoms and dogs

💗💛💙I'm Natalia, my usual username is TheLokiPokey, so feel free to call me Loki or Pokes if you're uncomfortable using my actual name. I'm a half-mexican 22 year old pansexual she/her/they pronouns💗💛💙 💗💛💙I draw and play video games, I also work at a dog daycare. I blog about kinda anything, whether I think it's funny, cute, or just makes me happy! always feel free to talk to me and if you ever need me to tag anything don't hesitate to let me know! I'll do my best to do it! 💗💛💙

[babyanimalgifs]

“YOU DID THIS TO ME”

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

I should not have laughed that hard at this…

[the-privateer]

the god damn comedic timing on this

[doggosource]

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

[counttwinkula]

modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these

[madhattergames]

Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort

[counttwinkula]

make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here

[supercacti]

[catchymemes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Vibe goals.

[teathattast]

[fashioninfographics]

Decoding dress codes

Via

[writtenbyrain]

I HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH BUSINESS CASUAL THE LAST FEW DAYS, BLESS YOUR SOUL

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

rick riordan off the shits

[siderealsandman]

rick riordan made his bones with pretty vanilla YA fantasy and then when he was too successful to stop hit em with the Muslim valkyries and the genderfluid homeless teenagers

[professorsparklepants]

Rick Riordan’s “vanilla YA fantasy” series was written for his son with ADHD and dyslexia because there weren’t any books about kids with learning disorders. He “made his bones” on representation, you just didn’t notice because disabled people don’t count.

[quick-nip]

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is why I always get upset when people try to paint John Mulaney as somehow bad. He’s so sweet and so polite and he. God. Damn. Loves. His. Wife. even if every other asshole in comedy goes on stage and says nasty shit about their own wives.

Woman or man, you go out their and find your own John Mulaney who will give you the respect you deserve, because you do deserve it.

[showmethesneer]

why is anyone even married to jerry fucking seinfeld??

[ruinedchildhood]

[porterr-robinson]

[bunjywunjy]

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[pietriarchy]

i would take a bullet for fallout new vegas

[pietriarchy]

[imadeletingmysocials]

[beivfac]

Everyone post ur favorite alphonse elric i’ll start:

Alphonse, 1 year old

[glazedasterism]

Fuck yeah!

[avarictual-archive]

marilyn elric 👀

[ponyosea-archive]

Beach boy

[criis55]

Yeah, but look at this boy… His face… I can’t…

[endorphinmachine]

something about this boy radiates an intense positive energy

[xingmetal-remade]

i hope its okay i have many favorite als

[electrictype]

BRO……

[catgirlalchemist]

[catradorea]

D.Va in Shooting Star 💫

[professorsparklepants]

Cinderella “plot holes” I am tired of hearing about

“Why didn’t her step family recognize her?” Because royal balls were basically the candle lit equivalent of clubbing in terms of both lighting and sheer numbers. Even if they were right next to her, they probably wouldn’t get a good look, especially since it would have started after sundown. Also, she was the help; they probably hadn’t looked at her in years.

“Looking for someone based on their shoe size is stupid!” See above.

“Was he going to have every size seven in the kingdom try the slipper on?” Prior to industrialization most garments were made by hand to fit the buyer’s measurements, including shoes. It’s why poor people only had one pair. It’s a lot smarter when you consider that they would’ve fit her like a glove.

“You can’t run down stairs in heels!” I know this is a misconception resulting from historical revisionism and disneyfication, but high heels were not originally women’s shoes. They were worn by men. Women wore slippers, which were basically ballet flats. So it’s debatable.

“Glass shoes don’t make any sense!” Okay first of all, it’s called the suspension of disbelief, and secondly, they’re gold in every other version but Perrault decided to change them to something else expensive.

“She just went to the ball to find a man!” I know this isn’t a plot hole but listen. As the daughter of a widower Cinderella would’ve been running the household finances and acting as hostess if he hadn’t remarried. By demoting Cinderella to a servant, her step-mother essentially guaranteed that she would never escape the house, because the only way for her to escape and maintain her status was to marry well, and no one was going to marry a servant. It was essentially the historical equivalent of your mom stealing your college acceptance letters out of the mailbox.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

this was not an analysis i was prepared for, i’ll tell you that