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Posted with permission from the artist @ByTwistwood. Story by Matthew Wisner.
i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human
IGNORE AT UR OWN RISK………… this is the only April fools that matters
I had this girl in my class and she was considered to be like really dumb. She’d ask a ton of doubts and questions in class, which everybody would consider to be “stupid"and “silly” and even the teachers would often taunt her but she’d never stop asking. But the thing was that she’d almost always top the class examinations and everyone was like???? They all thought she was cheating and stuff and obviously even the teachers were very biased because she wasn’t so ‘smart’ in class, and she was regularly accused of cheating. But nobody could prove that she was actually cheating but the whole class and teachers totally believed that she did. I’m pretty socially awkward so I never really talked to her, but she was leaving school this year and I was genuinely curious about how she was so good during exams and how she didn’t let everyone’s remarks affect her. She always used to sit and hang out with only one girl, and she told me that that friend of hers was severely socially anxious and she’d lag in studies because she couldn’t bring herself to ask doubts in class or ask for help from others. So they had this system where during lectures her friend would write down any question she had, and she would ask them for her. And I was just so touched??? Idk but it really changed the way I looked at people?? This girl endured taunts and jeers and borderline bullying for being “stupid” when she was actually really smart and could easily have refused to ask such doubts for her friend but she did?? And brushed off everything others would throw at her for her friend?? I was just, idk it just really changed me in some way.
This is also a commentary on ableism and how hurtful it is. One girl was so afraid of being seen as “stupid” that it stopped her from learning. And, judging by how her friend was treated for asking those questions, she was right to be afraid.
Ya know, teachers always said “don’t be afraid to ask questions.”
But do you know what happened when you asked questions, at least at my school(s)? They would say “I just taught this, weren’t you paying attention?” So of course that made many of the students feel like idiots because they asked for help, like they should have understood right away.
This girl did something so many of us were afraid to do, and it wasn’t even for herself.
brand twitter: *makes an actually funny joke*
me: heh
garfield: *kicks down my door and shoots me in the head*
me every time i buy a toy my cat actually plays with
REMADE
just remade my tumblr so now im @ponyosea
why he do dat
Just literally handed everyone an L.
Legend
I call this masterpiece “ADHD Requires Me To Break Down My Days Into 47-Step To-Do Lists that Simplify Tasks So Much I’m Writing Things Like ‘Turn On Some Music’ Then ‘Pick Up Papers First’ Then ‘Now Pick Up The Clothes’ Sprinkled Periodically With Encouragements And Pleas Not To Give Into Executive Dysfunction Or Fatigue” by Alex Feywildwest (Notes App, IPhone, 2018)
I can’t DO April Fool’s, cuz my ass will just sincerely take you at face value 99% of the time because who am I to say you’re making that up or not?? I don’t know your life.
I was at a restaurant once and asked for a Nutella milkshake and hes like “oh we’re out of that” and I, being someone who doesn’t want to make their lives difficult was like “oh okay, chocolate milkshake” and he said they were out of that, so when i was like “Alright… water is fine then” he said they were out of water and it was only then that I began to process that he was PROBABLY fucking with me.
No one can joke with me - at any time of the year - in public because I’ll just stare blankly as I am attempting to process and figure out the best way to respond but it will be JUST long enough to make YOU uncomfortable and think I’m an idiot.
look at this neat doritos i got
HEY EVERYONE, CHECK OUT THIS KID’S DORITOS!
Spongebob Squarepants season 1 episode 19a: Fools in April
“It must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.”
Which DuckTales Duck Are You Quiz
1. Whats your favorite color?
a. Red
b. Blue
c. Green
d. Pink
e. [Unintelligible frustrated babbling]
Obviously, my favorite color is [Unintelligible frustrated babbling]
You Are Donald Duck!
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