Preciously Petrifying

Hello ☺️. I'm Kaitlyn.

[anxietyproblem]

[witchoria]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why did my mom end this text with a wink

[kibumkim]

she’s the prowler

[silverhawk]

but the good news is:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

 She’s making sure no one steals it

[tharook]

tail: check

[captain-acab]

*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.

[ohifonlyx33]

i feel like i was just rick-rolled

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[m86-deactivated20171116]

me reading this at 5am:

[hemingay]

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

[goawfma]

i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

[chrissongzzz]

[zany-the-nerd]

Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

[animentality]

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

[broomchickabroom]

OH MY GOD

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[blackcatfemme]

But….. the scent………………

[asskylosaurus]

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

[diamond]

[onlytwitterpics]

[1oved]

[levourdalak]

[goawfma]

the native tribe that owns the area was honored and that’s all that matters tbh

[angelwarm]

i think one type of love is that moment as a child when some other kid tells you honeysuckle flowers taste like honey, and you try it for the first time and it really does taste sweet