Just Awkward

Emilie (she/her) somewhere between crying and laughing. If i know you irl; please go the fuck away from this blog

[shutupem-blog1]

my tmblr is dead

my life activity is from 117 days ago somehow

[shutupem-blog1]

me: i want to do something with my life; go to a concert or something.

also me: meh

[oldblogarchived]

english: coconut oil

french: :)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

[disc80s]

IM CRYINGNFN

[my-name-is-long]

english: ninety-nine

french: :)

english: oh no

french: four-twenty-ten-nine

[spirited-simmer-deactivated2016]

english: potato

french: :)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

[catchingjinns]

french: papillon

english: :)

french: don’t

english: beurremouche

[watercolorsheep]

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

english: squirrel

german: :)

english: oh dear

german: oak croissant

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english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

[commie-saskia-deactivated202211]

english: toes

spanish: :)

english: no don’t

spanish : fingers of the feet

[agoraphobeifiwantto]

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

[redroomballerinas]

english: car

polish: :)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

[false-dawn]

french: coccinelle

UK english: ladybird!

american english: ladybug

french: weird

dutch: :)

french: …what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french: …ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

[shutupem-blog1]

relatable

[just-shower-thoughts]

“A nut for a jar of tuna” is the same backwards

[officialwhitegirls]

when has this sentence ever been said naturally for you to realize this

[shutupem-blog1]

lmaoooooo

[just-shower-thoughts]

I used to think I was in a bad mood but it’s been a couple of years now so I guess this is just who I am now

[philester]

Only 90s kids remember danisnotonfire

[shitmystudentswrite]

Science

The surface of the sun is the temperature of burnt toast.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

[astormlikethis-remaking]

some songs that will turn 10 years old in 2017:

apologize - onerepublic

beautiful girls - sean kingston

love song - sara bareilles 

glamorous - fergie

shut up and drive - rihanna

this is why i’m hot - mims

how to save a life - the fray

no one - alicia keys

girlfriend - avril lavigne

bubbly - colbie calliat

crank dat - soulja boy tell ‘em

makes me wonder - maroon 5

don’t matter - akon

what i’ve done - linkin park

[railroadsoftware]

I hate this hellhole website for making me familiar with fetish terminology against my will

[shutupem-blog1]

sAME

[shutupem-blog1]

Okay so

One day, we were doing this weird "role-play" with my latin class. And i was hanging out with this guy. And since my lack of relationship bigger than Australia, two of my friends went on full-mode-hardcore-shipping on us. She was taking so many videos of us that she had to delete her fudging tuMBLR SO SHE COULD CONTINUE

[shutupem-blog1]

I just thought that

I talked about Calum Hood so much during my teenage years that if one day i get amnesia I'll probably remember him instead of my children

[teachingfeelslike]

*remembers something important last minute*

Me: Damn good thing I remembered to do that

My Brain: Okay but consider this…what if you hadn’t

Me: …but I did

My Brain: Yeah that’s great and all but WHAT IF YOU HADN’T

Me: 

[iguanamouth]

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

[iguanamouth]

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

[banterbears]

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

[iguanamouth]

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

[iguanamouth]

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

[iguanamouth]

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

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IGUANA WHY

[shakeyourtallyfeather]

@drank-in-lurve @helloimjenfield guys. I. Can’t. Breathe. 😂😂😂

[afterlaughters]

why are they like this