queen but uncrowned

freedom ain't nothing but missing you

[sleepy-bebby]

No time to explain, just get in

[out-andabout]

[unpeeled-human]

webp. more like wet ppee.

also on bsky

[synnthamonsugar]

Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.

[historicity-was-already-taken]

Question for perpetually online millennials:

You ever watch a discourse go down and you’re just like “I thought we settled this at the Council of Nicaea?”

[ancient-rome-au]

This is the perfect analogy because there is a lot of stuff that wasn't settled at the Council of Nicaea. Christians kept coming up with more nonsense to dispute, so Christian Roman Emperors kept calling ecumenical councils, the validity of which were sometimes retroactively annulled by other ecumenical councils! A few heresies were successfully stamped out (Arianism, Pelagianism) but by-and-large this process generated fractal schisms:

[historicity-was-already-taken]

Actually I was just using hyperbole combined with semi-obscure events in early Christianity for comedic effect, but I’m obsessed with all of you historians of religion and late antiquity who rolled up like a moth to a flame.

I would do the same thing, were I a scholar of late antiquity or early Christianity. Unfortunately I’m a Holocaust historian, so all I do is make cracks about deporting my cat to the East when he tries to sit in the human chair while making everyone around me generally uncomfortable.

[shutupjustshutupshut]

I live close to nicea might just go and ask but I'm gen z so maybe they won't let me in

[ayeforscotland]

Edinburgh Pride, June 21st 2025

[ironlily-art]

We don't have to face giant 🪳 thanks to ancient Egyptians stood and fought against them.

[egypt-museum]

Queen Hatshepsut kneels before Amun-Re to receive a blessing, Temple of Amun-Re at Karnak.

[bobdylanyaoi]

no matter how little you think you know about history you shouldn’t beat yourself up over it because there is always someone who knows less than you and is more confident about it. someone once said that bridgerton was medieval to me

[marisatomay]

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

[shutupjustshutupshut]

Well then make the hero gay too, problem solved no need to thank my big brain

[scramratz]

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

[scramratz]

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

[scramratz]

[badjokesbyjeff]

An owner had a racehorse that had never won a race. 

Finally the owner lost patience and warned the horse: “Either you win this afternoon or you’ll be pulling a milk wagon tomorrow morning.”

That afternoon, the horse was lined up with the others in the starting gate. As the stalls opened, the rest of the field raced away, but as the gate was removed, the owner saw his horse fast asleep on the track.

Angrily he ran over, kicked the horse and yelled: “Why are you sleeping?”

The horse wearily lifted its head and replied: “I have to get up at three in the morning.”

[chryza]

We will literally never progress past biphobia until people realize that bisexuals in het relationships are still having a queer experience by virtue of being bisexual, we do not magically oscillate between gay enough and too straight. I’m going to maul someone to death.

[redstonedust]

pyramid conspiracies are so funny cause like yeah theyre extremely impressive feats of engineering but its not like. crazy unbelievable. i think even as a kid if you asked me how i thought the pyramids were built id be like "i think they probably cut rocks into rectangles and stacked them. it probably took a very long time." aliens or power plants would not remotely be on my list of options yknow.

[my-dailydreams]

[byjove]

I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

[softwaring]

moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham