IT'S ALL GONE TO SHIT, KUPO

Call me Saal. She/her. 20s. Icon was created by me.

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[calebwittebane]

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

[dorothygale]

pop health science is so annoying bc it'll be like "did you know? eating strawberries will give you mega cancer" and you're like pfft whatever begone influencer. but sometimes then you'll see a reasonably credible article like "Study Shows Possible Link Between Strawberries and Mega Cancer" and you're not usually the type to follow that kind of thing religiously but idk maybe you should consider not eating strawberries? but then there's another article saying "Strawberry/Mega Cancer Study Debunked" and it turns out the original study had a sample size of 3 and was funded by Big Blueberry, and strawberries may have a small connection to mega cancer but only if you are genetically predisposed to mega cancer and eat 50 strawberries every day. so you return to your strawberry eating life. but whenever you eat strawberries in public someone tells you about the mega cancer.

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[dailyjermasparkle]

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[thememedaddy]

[mint-swirl]

*trying to come up with rules for my new society after successfully leading the revolution* why don’t we just repurpose 5e

[thirstkanaphan]

[no-tengo-ojos]

Incredible things happening on tumblr

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[there-is-no-romeo]

bauhaus. in the middle of baustreet

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[filthburger]