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kill him

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

liltimmys

yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

emily84

You can try Radiooooo.com - The Musical Time Machine!!

choose a country, pick a decade, and GO!!

you’ll get an endless streaming of songs (ad free!).

I personally found myself loving 1970s Ghana, Senegal and Cote d’Ivoire! Also 1920s and 1970s Japan for sure! Cambodian music: spectacular. Love Armenia and Mali as well. I’ve been told 70s Germany is weird and 30s Algeria is cool but I haven’t gotten around to those yet. Italy’s 1960s is bomb ofc but I’m biased ;)

randomslasher

This is the best website anyone has ever shared.

headspace-hotel

Also Radiogarden

weltenwellen

V.E. Schwab, The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue

balzabul

chopped judge: as delicious as this prawn reduction is I can’t help but feel that your soul is absent from your movements, and that your entire life is but a performance for my entertainment

chopped chef: thank you chef

powerburial

There are decades where you get no pussy. And there are weeks you get decades of pussy

- Sexual Lenin

infectiouspiss

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

infectiouspiss

egyptianguard

matrixonvhsanddvd

I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

wizardarchetypes

so in third grade I told two of my friends I could talk to horses & made up a really dramatic backstory of how I “discovered” my powers & our teacher overheard us talking about it and told the child psychologist I was seeing for insomnia issues & the child psychologist asked me about it & I was first and foremost terrified that if I admitted to the lie, this medical professional would tell my friends I made it all up

so I doubled down and insisted I could really talk to horses. I was doing major damage control. I didn’t realize you can’t just tell psychiatric professionals you have magic powers, I was 8.

so I ended up in counseling for this for an entire year until eventually I just stopped going for some reason but when I was 20 the office contacted me to tell me the psychologist was retiring & asked if I wanted a copy of my childhood records before they were filed away and eventually shredded & I said sure & went over them & discovered that she had diagnosed me with “psychotic delusions” bc I was 8 and apparently convinced her I truly thought I could talk to horses.

genuinely cannot tell if I my parents should’ve been cashing in on me as the most sought-after child actor of the era or if that psychologist was just extremely so so so bad at her job.

wizardarchetypes

I also figured out I stopped seeing her because she told my parents the diagnosis and my dad was like “she’s doesn’t think she can talk to horses!!! she’s lying to you 😭😭😭😭” but she didn’t believe him

wizardarchetypes

i say i was a weird-horse-girl in elementary school and you say “me too” but did it get you a psychiatric diagnosis

stitchthisfiona

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

cleolinda

lotus0kid

pomme-poire-peche

lotus0kid

sashaforthewin

jack-of-no-cows

ghirahimbo

halibellecter

couldn't keep a straight face reading these, had to cover my mouth and look pensive because I'm proctoring a test

mightyflower

“is jennifer check a lesbian or is she attracted to boys?” hmm if only she made it clearer in the film. if only there was perhaps a scene in which she stated the answer outright. ah well guess we’ll never know