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Ranpo: High
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Ranpo: How high are you?
Dazai: What?
Ranpo: High
Dazai: Hello
this is what I do to the people who put unfunny additions to my postsĀ
wow uh violence isnt an answer hunty
This is goldššš
Iām at 5 what about you?
What the fuck is a Zucchini?
Iād say 6.5, the .5 is American/French mustard is okay, English mustard assaults your taste buds
I'm at 0 cuz I eat all kinds of shit for some unknown reason. Everything tastes like gold in my mouth
I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of āWhat do you mean, I canāt have garlic? Do you know where Iām from?ā
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#canāt go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Canāt go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they canāt go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but youād have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has noĀ vampires, I guarantee it.
Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, sheās gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.
I know where I gone go during a vampire invasion
i dont trust people who are organised enough to balance a fuck ton of school stuff on top of a normal life because you know who else could do that??? fucking light yagami
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
Itās a very dangerous language to learn
Hereās an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. Thatās why itās āla chatā as opposed to just āchatā. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you canāt just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now Iām wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year thereās that kid who forgets that you canāt translateĀ āI am excitedā toĀ āJe suis excitĆ©eā. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
āis the french language always on the vergeā oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:Ā
truly the language of love
I'm deadšš
Coming into a fandom late
Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck
Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie
Donāt forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war.Ā
Accuracy at its best
Being in a fandom and not even knowing thereās a war going onā¦
all of this shitā¦lol
When Youāre Not In The Fandom But Youāre Nosy AF
When you get into a fandom only to discover itās dead
This gets better every time I see it.Ā
@fuboos-mess
Being in a dead fandomā¦
Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one
The accuracy hurts.
Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.
When youāve been fangirling long enough, youāve experienced all of the above.
Being in a fandom meant for kids.
This just gets better..
@mi-kleos
When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you
Fandom hell in general
Yes.
This^^^ just⦠ALL OF THIS.
Being in so many fandoms that you donāt even know whatās going on
THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!
Trying to recruit people to your fandom
Annnnnnndddd itās back
Being in a fandom which has so many antis
Iāve probably reblogged this before, but that was before these great additions.
Being in a fandom that actually works together
Why is this so true? All of it.
being in a fanbase but all your mutuals suddenly turn into Kpop blogs
I always enjoy it when a good post comes around again and has been improved by the reblogs like the years for a fine wine.
Being in a fandom when shit goes down and everyone has different opinions
When you are in a fandom and donāt care for others people opinionā¦..even if they are rightā¦(believe me, I have met several of those)
Being in a fandom you never meant to join
I love this. and itās gotten better
After abandoning a fandom youāre still a little bit emotionally invested inā¦.
THIS IS A TUMBLR RELIC! ALWAYS REBLOG!
A crossover between King Midas and King Oedipus would be pure motherfucking gold
āhimiko toga ā āā¬ā // boku no hero academia ālike&reblog if you like it āfeel free to useā āi share icons every day, you can follow me for new icons
My first day of school is tomorrow but I think instead of going to school Iām gonna start a jazz band called the rubber ducklings. Does anyone wanna join ?
I can join!
I canāt play anything but I can make muffins!
Perfect !!!!!! Cakeisneveralie is in charge of snacks, and I can play the triangle. Anyone else?
I don't like showing myself infront of other people but I can be the rubber duck mascot if it covers my face
My first time
First time I ever cried from an anime. Spoilers for those have not watched season 2 of noragami
Yato got a shrine and his reaction made me cry. I've watched Clannad, Angel Beats and many different kind of animes that brought me to the edge of crying, but never managed to make me cry.
But this came out of no where and it was so reletable to me because I been through a similar situation like that one. I started to remember things from the past and the feelings I had for that girl back then, the gift she gave me. There is a lot of things that I can relate to when it comes to Yato.
I want Yato's dream to come true. I'll make a fan-fiction if it doesn't.
Blake, the man who killed a hundred four dukes!Ā