Hey, I'm Jazmin and this is Jackass

24/Female/Hell

[lysistratas-moved-blog-blog]

yes i am girl

yes i play hoop with stick

gir l gamer

[01011010111-deactivated20131213]

only 1400’s kids will get this

[ruinedchildhood]

[fandoms-are-my-one-true-love]

[monomoscoy]

ᴄʀᴇᴅɪᴛ: @ᴄʀʏʟɪᴄᴀ

[xeppeli]

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

and the last

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pocketss]

be there or be square

[sickfuture]

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

[wiredabyss]

Free them

[only1600kids]

[notabrobro]

YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE FREED THEM

[crooked776]

THEY ARE NOT USED TO BEING FREE

GIVE THEM TIME

[prokopetz]

My love language is demonstrating how well I know you by forwarding you shit that will annoy you terribly.

[vanillalion]

[chinkylee]

I can’t wait until money isn’t an issue.

[moo-sopretty]

Omg yes😩

[ari-verderci]

Financial freedom🙏🏽😣🙌🏽

[b1gsp1n]

Reblog for financial freedom

[annieskywalker]

Speak it into existence! I LOOK FORWARD TO* money not being an issue 🔮

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[pleatedjeans]

[thoodleoo]

here’s to all of the people whose names have been lost to time. the unmarked graves, the forgotten memories, the writers of anonymous scribbles on the walls, the ordinary people who made great men great, the people who perhaps did not impact as many lives but who nonetheless made a difference. your stories may never be told, but despite all that, you too are history.

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[stokerbramwell]

Can’t wait to get a half million dollars from Kaiba Corp

[circutron]

Screw the rules, I have an IOU.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Thats a cursive f not a b