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98 // pun enthusiast // i like dogs

[outofcontextarthur]

[flightyfinch]

my FAVORITE tropes compiled thanks to some suggestions from others

a character gets a sick burn and doesn’t realize it immediately, at some point later there’s just “HEY WAIT A MINUTE”

the double take. this one’s an oldie but a goodie

the injured character makes the killing shot that saves everyone else in a dangerous situation

a character who isn’t speaking is doing something weird in the background, it’s subtle and never acknowledged it’s just there for those who notice it (pulling another character out of something they got stuck in, making a huge sandwich, etc)

the beleaguered assistant inches away from smacking their boss

“quick act natural”

in that vein, the leader character was just in a shouting match with someone and when they come back the rest of the team scrambles to look like they weren’t listening at the door

never forget: “he’s standing right behind me isn’t he”

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

wealthy white woman: *is sad* 

wealthy white woman: if i don’t backpack through the palm forests of sri lanka right NOW i might never be happy again 

[pettycentral]

[bajn]

???they’re using imessage

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[fightingsail]

good morning sunshine.

[shyvioletsoul]

Washington:why does Jefferson have a bloody nose?

Hamilton: He likes to play catch, I ask him " can you catch these hands?", he said " yes" so I fucking hit him

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

I know I tag everything with “about me” but this is about me

[torontobean]

goals for winter break:

watch all seasons of a show in less than a week

[sushigirlfriend]

banner hung on the statue of liberty this afternoon by activists

[acoolguy]

your lame wedding ring:

my epic wedding gauntlet:

[twoopy-deactivated20130422]

You could’ve reblogged that from me

[shyvioletsoul]

Me(when someone doesn't reply in .2 seconds): ah they hate me nice

[camalilium]

me: I love minding my own business!

something: happens

me:

[itsagifnotagif]

[best-of-memes]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! WTHDYTYA?!