A Mildly Morbid Mind

It is the state of all humans to be slightly morbid at times when it makes no logical sense to be so. This is my morbid mind.

[muohtti]

Eragon: The first of hope by =ElizaLento on deviantART on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/65779094

[sicariorus-blog]

Yeah the first hope until they got that stupid-ass blonde kid who's horrible at acting.

[gl0bal-citizen-blog]

[kingbolt]

My little baby’s all grown up and savin’ China.

[fuckingrecipes]

CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME GIRL ADVICE. I'D LOVE THAT FROM YOU.

LIKE EVERY FUCKING HUMAN BEING ON EARTH, WOMEN ENJOY BEING RECOGNIZED AND APPRECIATED. 

——RECOGNIZE WHAT MAKES THEM UNIQUE - TRY FOR THINGS THAT AREN’T GLARINGLY OBVIOUS.

FOR INSTANCE, AN ARTIST IS PROBABLY TOLD AT EVERY FUCKING RECOGNITION EVENT EVER,  ’Oh you’re so creative! You think outside the box! So talented! Very amaze! wow!’ SO FINDING SOMETHING ELSE TO COMPLIMENT IS A GOOD IDEA. 

MAYBE THEY HAVE A DRY WIT THAT IS GODDAMN HILARIOUS. 

MAYBE THEY ARE PARTICULAR ABOUT THE FOOD THEY EAT. 

——FIND THE THINGS THAT THEY VALUE IN THEMSELVES, AND THE THINGS THEY ARE CONCERNED ABOUT, AND SHOW SOME FUCKING APPRECIATION FOR THOSE THINGS. 

—- COMPLIMENTING PHYSICAL APPEARANCE GENERALLY IMPLIES SURFACE PHYSICAL ATTRACTION TO THE PERSON.

TO REVERSE THIS, EMPHASIZE THE TIME AND EFFORT THEY SPEND ON THEIR APPEARANCE, AND THE CARE THEY TAKE IN THEIR CHOICES. 

IF THEY OBVIOUSLY SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON THEIR APPEARANCE, THEN IT’S PROBABLY SOMETHING THEY VALUE. 

——THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN "You look hot in that shirt" AND "That shirt looks great on you." 

THE FIRST IMPLIES THAT THE SHIRT IMPROVED THE PERSON. 

THE SECOND IMPLIES THAT THE PERSON IMPROVED THE SHIRT. 

IDK MAN THESE ARE ALL PERSONAL OPINION THINGS, SO PEOPLE PROBABLY DISAGREE WITH ME. 

ALSO THIS SHIT APPLIES TO ALL GENDERS. LIKE I SAID, EVERY FUCKING HUMAN BEING ON EARTH WANTS TO BE APPRECIATED FOR THE THINGS THEY WORK HARD ON. 

[fuckingrecipes]

"Cooking’s ever flexible, but BAKING’s chemistry. Each element has to be in balance for it to work. Leavenings have 2b correct for the acid content of batter, if sugar is too much the pastry will...

[3friesshort]

10 Rules for Writing First Drafts - Copyblogger.com

[thatssoscience]

[markscherz]

This is magnificent.

[iheartvmt]

Yes, yes it is :D

[thejunglenook]

Words to live by.

[sicariorus-blog]

@skydreamiin

[theweepingtimelord]

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour 1 tablespoon of baking powder ¼ teaspoon of salt ½ cup of butter 1/3 cup of brown sugar 1 teaspoon of cinnamon ½ teaspoon honey 2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream ½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

[bonesmakenoise]

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

[buzzfeed]

This is probably the best Twitter conversation ever. 

[sicariorus-blog]

skydreamiin

[buzzfeed]

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

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skydreamiin

[buzzfeed]

Thanksgiving just got easier.

[sicariorus-blog]

skydreamiin

[sicariorus-blog]

The Science of Bossy

Well bossy is how a shallow person would put it, but a professor of the deeper underlying facets of the human condition would suggest a rather tired, stressed, and, they would tell you, spited, soul, rather than a true bossy one. We may then deduce by this analysis that not only do those who feel spires by the world come across as mildly bossy, but that in order for this effect to be received in such a manner to constitute the former's attitude as bossy, the latter must be a shallow creature, basing their life on the material things within, not having searched their inner nooks, crannies, and crevices for what the real meaning of life is, but rather feeding off what little sustaining value there is in the materialistic driving force of society in this, the 21st century.

[nevver]

Ladybird Mimic Spider

[anarchohedonism]

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

[beastlyart]

Sketchass Arachnofondler. My new band name.

[southpaw-holmes]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST EVER

[pantasticpolygoat]

this made me cry

[ryanhatesthis]

[busiest]

wat

[emswain728]

Wut

[blkgirl17]

Wut Wut, Wut Wut, Wut Wut, Wut Wut

[togifs]

[humortrain]

If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals

[grim-the-nerd]

I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE

[buzzfeed]

You go girl.

[the-average-gatsby]