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Personal blog of a certain nerd (21) Musician, Eagle Scout, Outgoing Introvert, Native American, and full-time Adventurer all bundled up in between two (currently in progress) sideburns. Please, let's go for a walk.

[stelmarias]

Don’t cry.

[greyskullkeep]

We’re gonna start with the Courage, and not talk about dragons! [And I run in and shut the door.]

[greyskullkeep]

Sometimes Liam has to reach over and touch Travis because things get too much and I relate 100%

[southpaw-holmes]

❤️❤️❤️

[kylebunk]

McCree Pixel Art

[outaspaceman]

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

[southpaw-holmes]

Happy birthday, fam.

[bob-belcher]

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Intimidating borks. 🔊

[southpaw-holmes]

Me when I'm angry.

[paintedreptile]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[oldbeauyashablog]

bonus:

episode 73

[staff]

i dab every morning when i wake up

[genbass]

Grey Bushchat (Male)! by Abhishek unplugged! on Flickr.

[crazychooklady]

@lotsandlotsofbirds eyebrow boi!!!

[lotsandlotsofbirds]

ROUND FRIEND

[kordova-deactivated20230908]

my bird shredding some paper

[brambledboneyards]

Look at those perfectly uniform lines! What skill!

[greeneyedpunkrockgirl]

Aww it looks so pretty with its new accesories

[social-darwin-awards-deactivate]

That bird is an adorable fashionista.

[evilhouseplant]

HES WEARING THEM

[figmentforms-the-human]

This is so soothing. X3

[escapismroom]

Birb give himself extensions 😭😍

[anafflictionofthemind-deactivat]

@lotsandlotsofbirds how you put on accessories in the mornings

[lotsandlotsofbirds]

shredded paper always looks great with my feathers!!

[eponymous-rose]

“Persuasion versus persuasion? Is that what this was?”

“They played arm-punch until one caved.”

(x)

[freshcatpuke-deactivated2016090]

ＥＸＰＥＲＩＥＮＣＥ ＴＲＡＮＱＵＩＬＩＴＹ

[the-mighty-sage-equal-deactivat]

[some-atoms-deactivated20160921]

It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.

[zigzaswoon-blog]

self conscious brains aww

[toomanyschwas]

brains that don’t like what they look like because they’re not supposed to be visible

because if they’re visible something is deeply wrong

[some-atoms-deactivated20160921]

you might say it’s braingerous  

[jabonion-deactivated20240130]

a brain made the decision to make that joke

[southpaw-holmes]

I want to go on a date.

[commanderholly-deactivated20180]

Happy 4 year anniversary @rubberninjer!! We have a wonderful marriage and 45 beautiful pigeon children, 3 beautiful cat children, 2 cockatiel children, and one lizard child. Life is grand.

[southpaw-holmes]

This is the cutest fucking thing, ever.