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Sarah | 23 ✨Tumblr please give me the ability to switch my primary and secondary accounts✨

[pjotwitter]

[64mpg]

it is actually so important to me to be alone at my house

[loveridden1999]

maybe if i keep ignoring this feeling of impending doom it'll go away

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[viralfrog]

[nat-20s]

As an adult I think me and all my friends should all have matching schedules and work like 20 hours a week and also everyone lives within 15 minutes of each other why is that so much to ask

[sharksarewaycoolerthanhumans]

I'm the only person I know who doesn't move at all while I'm asleep so I wanna know if I'm just a weirdo

sleep?

I move when I sleep

I don't move at all when I sleep

I move a little bit when I sleep

I move a LOT when I sleep

Voting ended onJul 29

[eggcats]

having cats that cuddle with you and suction themselves to your legs kind of trains your body into not moving, tbh

[prismaprimrose]

I cant fall asleep on my back, only my stomach, but I literally wake up on my back every morning.

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[bleekay]

[geigercuntter]

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

[transfemininomenon]

where would we be without them

[ominous-signs]

Do you believe in ghosts?

No, and I don’t get why others do

I can see why others would, but I don’t

In theory yes, in actuality no

Neutral/I have no actual opinion on the matter

In theory no, in actuality yes

I can see why others wouldn’t, but I do

Yes and I don’t get why others don’t

Bald ghost

Remaining time: 8 hours 55 minutes

[ethanmaldridge]

New cryptid

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks

[luxwing]

Lemme get a little sippy

[byelacey]

guy of all time

[jayrockin]

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