even the top sneezes

adult (30s), bi, none gender, any pronouns | pervert of little consequence | 18+ only, freaks please interact | sneeze kink and maybe other stuff who knows | previously @/stargayzerlilies.

[sickosdotjpg]

back by unpopular demand: me! formerly @/stargayzerlilies, even more formerly @/caramelcashew. snapdragon on the other other other blue hell site. if you recognize me from anywhere else: no you don't 🧡 (unless you're into it? 👀)

this is a kink blog so minors dnf or i'll block you. (non-obviously-kink blogs, you can stay, just be cool - i know a lot of folks have sideblogs etc.)

you can expect to see on this blog: sneezing/illness kink, mild whump, maybe monsterfuckery & general hornposting. you can also expect male, female and nb sneezing, and pretty much every kinda combination of genders when it comes to pairings and stuff.

any visual nsfw (nudity etc) will be tagged but i ain't bothering about text posts; consider this entire blog a "nsfw text" space.

(if i tag your post with random looking emojis it just means it reminded me of some favourite fictional guy or other of mine. dw about it 👍)

[foxphantom]

I hope everyone who had a very specific fetish before they even knew what sex was has a very good day. The isolation you embody as a child because of some innate sense that there's something in you that is Wrong and Gross and Different is deeply traumatizing but I promise you are a full human being deserving of love, healing, and happiness.

[lolgamorph]

the difference between a kink and a fetish is that kinks are fun and cool and they can spice up the bedroom a little bit and a fetish is a curse that makes you feel like you're missing the part of you that makes you a real person

[dazedcamellias]

Indeed I am thinking about Than//cred right now... I've always imagined him to have naturally loud-ish, simply /desperate/ sneezes that come in fits - from trying to hide them and failing? Who knows 👀 Either way I love giving his sick self characteristics (?) that make it difficult to conceal his condition from others. I'm sure he'll try anyway, though...

[juneebugs]

tiktok is so funny a video will say "tell me your most unhinged fave fanfic tags in the comments" and ppl will be like "omg dont hate me but....dacryphilia 🫣" girl first of all men crying gets everyone hard Second of all

[sickosdotjpg]

always a little disappointed about ff//xiv changing the wording on the message when you try to teleport to a location with too many players. where else would you see stuff like this

[sickosdotjpg]

Second xiv anon here again! Cold denial Than//cred has me Weak 👀 I can imagine him joking and flirting to seem fine, only to have his efforts foiled by a sneezing fit that he just can’t stifle …

oh anon you're speaking my LANGUAGE. he's fine, of course, don't be silly! sniffles? you're imagining things. that tinge of red around his eyes and nose? he stayed up too late burning the midnight oil, that's all. "come now, you needn't concern yourself with my welfare, 'tis only a-- ah--! ahh'tsCHH! n'TSCHHT! ehh'TSCHOO!"

[sickosdotjpg]

Omg your tags on that post — Thancred is GENIUS and I had no idea I’d find other ffxiv fans in this space! 👀 sorry my blog’s a side blog so I have to anon but this is w1ngxd.

hell yeah!!! it's only been my biggest obsession for like the last 7 years... sometimes i drift away for a bit but the new expac pulled me right back into the pit ofc. 💖 (any other ff//xiv enjoyers in here?)

and THAN//CRED. oh mister waters. whumpable little guy of my goddamn HEART. i'm replaying a realm reborn on an alt character right now and all the feelings are rushing back in full force. god just look at these dialogues and tell me he's not perfect sickfic fodder:

hyper-competent self-martyring self-loathing character whose Whole Deal is taking on crushing burdens alone and suffering bc of it and brushing off all attempts at comfort or relief hhrhrhhghgghhh i'm fine i'm normal i'm normal- (<-lying) (no longer normal i need to BITE him)

anyway i had not considered allergies for thancred but thanks to that post i am Considering Very Intently. haha whew!!!!!!! 😳💖 (pollen allergies guy for sure i think. il mheg + its endless flower fields in shb were A Lot.)

[sickosdotjpg]

Ffxiv enjoyers unite! Your Than//cred headcanons are just *chef’s kiss*

SHAKES UR HAND ANON. another xiv enjoyer hell yeah!! \o/ i don't fandompost much on this side of tumblr anymore but maybe i ought to do that more. niche kink blorbo headcanons are fun.

[hitsnz]

wowee big bad fantasy villain that collar of yours sure is menacing n domineering n made of the finest materials this realm has to offer. may i see if it soaks your big bad sneezes in the same elegant manner with which you strut about your lair. you know in spite of certain seasonal afflictions which shall remain unnamed. you know for fear that i may destroy what ribbons of dignity your red-nosed self has left and be made your personal handkerchief again. you know i actually wouldn’t mind that

[spring-flowers14]

Arrogant, sarcastic, but very hot villain, with a sardonic smile. Charismatic but cruel, very concerned about always being in control and can never show weakness.

With horrible allergies 

[icarusrex]

What is your favorite trope related to this kink, right at this second?

[sickfictropes]

whump thrives on big, sweeping emotions like fawning love or spiteful hate, but i'm so, so here for smaller or more complex ones. "we used to be close and now we're not. maybe i don't even like you much anymore." "i don't care about you but i cared about your mother very much." "we've barely talked so i don't have an opinion of you but i hate your friends." "you used to be kind of an asshole and while i've let it go, i haven't forgiven you." give me character dynamics so subtle i have to whip out the microscope to read the subtext!!

[oh-no-my-hand-slipped]

@sickosdotjpg , you have INFECTED MY BRAIN with the idea of a sneezing Great Fairy!

Imagine needing to sneeze for a hundred years, and then an adventurer finally comes along to help you relieve your poor nose.

[sneezebird]

Did anyone make this meme before?

[allergydotexe]

something something vanillas something

[sitruksista]

something I don't think I will ever get tired of: the annual flu epidemic hits Darktown and Anders works tirelessly to help everyone. He, of course, ends up catching it himself as well, but he refuses to take a break or to let someone else take over. Hawke comes to see him one evening and finds him barely able to stand, and gives him no choice but to come rest at the estate where not only will he be taken care of but Hawke can also make sure he will be resting and not attempting to return to work as soon as Hawke's not looking.