hey. i remade
im at @susancrushbone now
i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni

Product Placement

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
🪼
cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature

blake kathryn

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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@sickscenes
hey. i remade
im at @susancrushbone now
hey. i remade
im at @susancrushbone now
hey. i remade
im at @susancrushbone now
Let women in video games have big rippling muscular arms. you fools. you cowards.
tumblr is a very bad website but outsiders call it bad for all the wrong reasons
outsider critique boils down to: “it’s too fandom-y” “THE SJWS!!!!” and “bad jokes”
insider critique is remembering the discourse about the ethics of stealing bones from a graveyard
death stranding difficulty prediction
Easy: Norman Reedus is always sitting next to you in real life
Medium: Guillermo del Toro sits down in every chair you’re about to sit on in real life, so you have to sit in his lap whenever you want to sit
Hard: whenever you sit down in real life, Mads Mikkelsen sits on your lap, facing you. This is a very hard level because you might get a boner but if you shove him off you lose Mads knocks your lights out and you have to start over. This is the setting Kojima recommends playing as it’s the most true to his vision
other ways to say ‘thanks! i hate it’
great! i hope you go to hell
wow! fuck you
nice! go fuck yourself
cool! this sucks
Accidentally got in a fight with a girl today, and she put me in a headlock and I didn’t even try to fight back because that’s literally the closest thing to a hug I’ve gotten from someone my age unlike years and I am so touch starved
anon i feel so bad for you but Im Screaming
me as I watch the Death Stranding trailer
again, thanks kojima whatever the fuck that was
And for the third year in a row, this image is relevant
Jesse McCree, known for being able to hold his drink and 3 time winner of the blackwatch chugging championships: so, moira, what makes you think th
Moira O'Deorain, born and raised in dublins fair city:
McCree: *quaking in his fucking boots*
its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and a five dollar credit? ANY time that one of your packages is late? because I sure as fuck didn’t! I never thought to complain! an amazon employee could come in my house and beat me with a hammer and i’d just sit there and be like “its ok, it’s like this sometimes, i understand. the holidays can be stressful. i get it.”
its been a year and a half since death stranding’s announcement and we still technically have no definitive evidence that its actually a game
Baby armadillo.
Humans will pet anything.
How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!