[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Half-assing something is better than not getting anything done.

[tentacleteapot]

attack helicopter jokes were literally never funny or remotely relevant to any sort of gender identity-based discourse, but “there are only two genders: (unrelated non-gendered thing) and (second unrelated non-gendered thing)” is fucking hilarious

[tentacleteapot]

FYI this also gets funnier the more things there are in the list of things you use. very quietly saying “the seven genders” after someone’s recited a bigass list KILLS if you do it in the right room

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

[atop-the-citadel]

[lesbx]

[grawly]

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

this shark is hungry. dangerous.

ｔｈｉｓ  ｓｈａｒｋ  ｗａｎｔｓ  ｔｏ  ｅａｔ  ｙｏｕｒ  ｂｌｏｇ．

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

[grawly]

youve angered it

[requiemforaninsomniac]

inspiration struck in the middle of the night and I could not rest until this came to fruition

[wintersbookofmagic]

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

[whitepeopletwitter]

[aquaticpaleo]

words cannot sum up my love for neil shubin

[squidbroom]

guys. neil shubin is the person who discovered the tiktaalik. neil shubin, actual paleontologist, discoverer of the evolutionary link between land and sea, tweeted about a minecraft mod that has his discovery in it. 

[pervocracy]

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

[sunmied]

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

[bundibird]

I imagine this post sees a significant surge in attention every time something New And Horrible happens, but I’d wager a bet that Covid-19 has caused the biggest surge yet.

[llamabeansforllamas]

This existed BEFORE the Coronavirus?

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Yes

[libraford]

"In these (adjective) times, (company that doesn't pay their employees enough) is here for you: (verbing) and (verbing) around the clock to make sure you and your family are (adjective.)"

[luminiferousloser]

I'm not looking forward to see what they do with Pride month in the time of the Plague

[libraford]

Only 4 days left to make your hand sanitizer labels R A I N B O W!

[the-tree-line]

humans really fuckin love squares huh

[iamdarknessiamdeath]

Rubix cubes are the single most top selling toys of all time.

[the-tree-line]

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

I can’t breathe

[brawltogethernow]

Best wishes to these people obviously but I’m WHEEZING at the concept of a standard horror plot starter but the stranded travelers are an entire fully equipped orchestra.

[lastvalyrian]

How about the movie has a full on orchestral soundtrack but as cast members die it becomes increasingly sparse

[catchymemes]

[destiel-love-forever]

In the middle of lunch one day, everyone minding their own business in the cafeteria, a Senior guy dressed in a banana costume came in screaming. He was in clear DISTRESS. Flailing his arms and running in zig zags. He kept screaming things like “help me!” and “he’s going to get me!” && we were all SO confused until all of a sudden a damn gorilla shows up (guy in suit, of course). He beats on his chest and lets out a huge roar, the banana lets out a shriek, and then it’s ON. These two ran through our tiny cafeteria, the gorilla roaring and the banana frantically singing “I will survive.” At one point the banana saw someone with a banana peel on their table (clearly they had ate a banana for lunch) and he took the peel from them and screamed “BROOOOTTHHHERRR!” before returning to singing “I will survive” in a much more determined tone.

It ended when our school principal took the gorilla down (yeah, tackled him to the ground, if you knew our principal you’d understand… we were a school of like 300 people TOTAL and he was like all of our best friend. Dude was cool) and yelled, “This is a banana safezone young man!”

The following day, there were ‘banana safezone’ posters everywhere and we had a school assembly where our guidance counselor talked about banana rights.

I’ve never looked at a banana the same.

[trekkienatural]

I don’t think I’ll eat a banana again

[lil-tumbles]

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A BANANA SAFEZONE

[hollypunkers]

kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”

[cypresstheworld]

[hayaosmiyazaki]

john boyega: i hate racists

every white person in his replies: i can’t fucking believe you targeted me personally like this this is so hateful and disgusting how could you say that

[roboco-san]

gonna download the extremely bad 3rd party dnd sex book so I can laugh at it

[roboco-san]

this book's handling of gay characters is surprisingly progressive in an extremely late 90s sort of way

[roboco-san]

oh this is going to be good

[roboco-san]

there's an std chart

[roboco-san]

vampirism is on the std chart

[androidethics]

As someone who lived through the later 2000/ early 2010 kataang v zutara ship wars, let me tell you I was NOT prepared for the new generation of ATLA fans to hit me with Zukka being their favorite ship

[mhngdbfsdvacdbeghtyuk]

We have elected to make it gay

[gothic-pegasus]

The people have spoken