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[crabmeiser]

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Life Could Be A Dream

[bowelfly]

last week I got so annoyed by how awkward and bulky the wire binding was on my old sketchbooks and how hard it made it to line them up on a shelf that I went through and rebound them all using embroidery thread, and then later added some 3-inch book spine tape to reinforce them and also so I could label them. that last part's not necessary and I'm 100% certain there's probably a better or at least nicer looking way of doing all of this but it's what I muddled out and it works pretty well!

nobody ask me why I started so many sketchbooks simultaneously in 2020. or maybe it's self-explanatory.

[bowelfly]

Brother Gregor gone fishin'

[wormflesh]

Commissions post

This is just a quick thing with prices and examples, you can read more about my commissions here, and my TOS here

If you're interested in getting a piece from me, please send me an email at [email protected] with what you want, details, and references

Speedpaint/ paint sketch

Starting at $60

done on one layer

Solid or gradient background

Digital traditional mix

$ 75 for bust, $150 for full body

Sketched, lined and shaded traditionally, colors are added digitally

Fancy linework

$80 for bust, $160 for full body

These extra colors and shading are extra, the cost depends on complexity

Full render

Starts at $250

Comes with solid, gradient, or transparent background

Other backgrounds are an additional cost, it depends on the complexity of them

Full illustration

Starting at $300

Includes full rendered character and background

[wormflesh]

I really need to take on some comissions this month, things are incredibly tight and I'm already under $100 for the rest of the month

Ive also decided to keep doing the mawshots I have been, and can do them as regular headshots as well ($30)

[corpsegods]

Heyy I've been trying to find work with no luck so I get to try to push these again! If anyone wants to help out but can't get a commission, I also have my kofi

[transmechanicus]

[cds-art]

Another illustration from Lost in Cult's upcoming book "Perfect Organism" a celebration of Alien Isolation written by Andy Kelly! Illustrated by me!

Go check it out now! (Link in bio)

[wildehacked]

but i don't LIKE being in a creative fallow period. i want to be an eternal harvest!!! i want to sow a little bit and then reap and reap and reap. waiting for the seeds to grow sucks.

[f4g4um]

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

[cds-art]

What better way to celebrate alien day and the teaser for Alien isolation 2 than to buy Lost in Cults release of "Perfect Organism" a celebration of Alien Isolation written by Andy Kelly and Illustrated by me! Here's another illustration I did for it

[20th-centuryghost]

HEY ARTISTS!

Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:

OPEN ANY CATEGORY AND OH LORDY–

There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

oh my god you prefer cold weather should we tell everyone should we throw a party should we invite the thing

[ghastlytboy]

i love you transgender internet perverts thank you for existing. if it weren’t for transgender internet perverts i’d have thought i was an unloveable freak forever

[ghastlytboy]

INCREDIBLE NEWS!!!!!: THE NOTES OF THIS POST ARE FILLED WITH AN ABUNDANCE OF TRANSGENDER INTERNET PERVERTS

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[blazehedgehog]

[celestial-tadpole]

forget your zodiac tell me what you order at a bar and at a coffee shop

[phantomrose96]

Across tumblr no one owns a truck for clout and that’s quite a good thing.

[phantomrose96]

To start 30% of tumblr users don’t own their own car, which already eliminates quite a lot of potential truck havingness you see.

Then among the car havers, the most common kind is a 20 year old sedan that was purchased for $2,400 and will be driven until the rims weather into sediment and become a new kind of sedan sedimentary rock called a sedanimentary rock. The second most common kind of car is a Subaru purchased by two lesbians who are no longer in a relationship but remain good enough friends still to be effective car co-parents.

Now this does leave an amount of truck havers. About 0.5-1% according to science. But importantly when you ask them about the truck the answer is “yeah my job is to pull stuck bulls out of the mud on the farm” and then they pull away and you get to see all the muddy bulls in the back of their truck, which is a real treat.

[starlight-shadowbanned]

your vehicle?

i do not own my own vehicle

i own a cheap sedan which i will drive until it disintegrates

i own a subaru

i own a work truck

i own a truck that is not for work

im bald/vanilla extract

Voting ended onApr 21

[bowelfly]

BUG ZINE IS DONE! 300 bug doodles for your enjoyment, available in 3 sizes because I couldn't make up my mind.

300 Bug Doodles - ascalaphid's Ko-fi Shop

A compilation of most of the ko-fi bug doodles I've made over the years, redone from their original digital sketches using pen & ink. 24 pag

[stromcuzewon]

this is probably my favorite tiktok of all time and I finally got around to showing it to my dad the other day and now he comes home every day and tells me about all the places he saw crumbling concrete and says "guess they didn't add enough chinchilla flakes"

[thatdisasterauthor]

My dad has worked in construction is whole life, primarily with a company that does concrete foundations, and I immediately sent him this back when I first found it on TikTok, and he IMMEDIATELY shared it with everyone he worked with. They apparently still quote it on his job sites to this day.