not dead, just expired

[sideeye-myguy]

I’ve lost the tumblr app on my phone. When I search it is there but I can’t remember where I put it.

It is there haunting me

[sideeye-myguy]

You guys I found it!! It was in the entertainment folder. I am not entertained.

[mypoisonedflowers]

Turns away from pondering my glass orb, and looks at you.

" You remind me of the babe."

[sideeye-myguy]

Catch a /break/? The only thing I can catch is a cold.

[sideeye-myguy]

Rude that you can have up to 9 chats pinned in messages. Not that it’s only 9 pins but that they think I have enough people close enough to me that I want the constant reminder at the top of my page

[sideeye-myguy]

I’ve lost the tumblr app on my phone. When I search it is there but I can’t remember where I put it.

It is there haunting me

[sideeye-myguy]

Couldn’t somebody *else* mind my business once in a while?

[sideeye-myguy]

Sometimes I wish I was famous

But only so

I can go down a long line and sign things with sharpies

Not for anything else

[my-dailydreams]

[sideeye-myguy]

Doesn’t anyone care about zhid the zhloth

[sideeye-myguy]

Stick em up

Everybody

I’m Robbin’ this place

Stick all of your money in my

Geetar case

Ain’t nobody move

And don’t nobody look at that door

And then I tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen

Pour myself a cup of ambition

Yawn and stretch and try to come alive

Ehhh macarena

[sideeye-myguy]

Still thinking about this

[sideeye-myguy]

A bug just flew up my nose

[sideeye-myguy]

Here she is all stitched together!

[only-cat-memes]

stuck in a tree

[sideeye-myguy]

He’s only doing his best

[only-cat-memes]

[sideeye-myguy]

Why is every timestamp now either “before COVID” or “after COVID”? It’s giving “back in my day…” and “in the days of the depression” which now that I think about it is actually such a mood

[sideeye-myguy]

Hey, remember that time that I got a notification that I should write down a memory in my journal app but it was based on a location I had spent a lot of time at which was actually a funeral for a close family friend?

No? Just me?