Hi

Shitposting here, thirst blogging @exoplanethoe

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sour cream is the mayo of the taco.

[ampervadasz]

[glycyrrhizin]

soulja boy predicted social distancing when he wrote kiss me thru the phone

[christinaroseandrews]

Yep… So much yep…

[maybememoriesx]

Me right now

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

No but seriously. Normalize finding love in your 40's. Normalize discovering and chasing new dreams in your 30's. Normalize finding yourself and your purpose in your 50's. Life doesn't end at 25. Let's stop acting like it does.

[dragontape-moved]

[anime--irl]

Anime_irl

[xgosiamx]

[jheselbraum]

People who aren’t panic buying and just need basic necessities

[rockyp77mk2-deactivated20210406]

[chronic-flowerss]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yuri-club]

Fun fact!! It's cuz your body feels your pulse falling rapidly and is like "I don't know if you're dying or falling asleep and I'm not willing to gamble" so it shoots you up with adrenaline fuel to make you not die™. It's one of my favourite facts

[joematar]

how bout it gets with the fucking program we’ve only been at it nearly every single night for my entire goddam life

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

[charlesoberonn]

The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel

[charlesoberonn]

10 times as many Londons as England

[charlesoberonn]

30 times as many Parises as France

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.

I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.

[noselikeringo]

New York ran out of names to take so they just started taking other states

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is no shortage. There is plenty of everything. If everyone buys normally then everyone will get some. There will be a shortage because people hoard items and there is nothing for anyone else. You are literally causing the shortage.

[afronerdism]

We need to dismantle the systems in place that allow white people to get away with offering black people sub-par services based on the excuse that our bodies are more difficult to work with. Black hair is not more difficult than white hair, it simply requires a different skill set. Tattooing vibrant tattoos on black skin isn’t more difficult than tattooing white skin, it simply requires a different skill set. Photographing black people isn’t more difficult than photographing white people, it simply requires an understanding of photography. Doing makeup on black skin isn’t more difficult than doing makeup on white skin, it simply requires different products. Working with black people is not more difficult than working with white people you’ve all just been taught that it’s not valuable and therefore not worth learning how.

[liberalsarecool]

This is why you never want your heath care through your employer. #MedicareForAll #M4A

[geoclaire]

Australia has universal health care. We literally have Medicare for all.