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iamtytherium

i regret nothing

willgrahamscock

computah, remove ai from everything

willgrahamscock

computah, destroy all ai data centers

girlballs

my crinkling scrinklet

girlballs

no it's good for her

solely-ashes

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

finelythreadedsky

#sooo would it be better for the phone to be fully charged or does it also have to be dead @h0wlcastle

hm by analogy to the ritual cancellation or 'killing' of items like swords, mirrors, or other metal objects in bronze/iron age burials by bending/folding/breaking them or (among the etruscans at least) inscribing them with "for the tomb," i do think the phone should also be dead. ideally also the screen should be very shattered so as to render it unfit for use by the living.

madeleineengland

They are even better 🌒

caressthosecheekbones

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still divided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

radgepacket-deactivated20241030

big day today

buryymeinblack

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

buryymeinblack

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

mediamania63

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT!!!

biteybeast

[You defeat the Goblin in a fight.]

[The Goblin cries Uncle!]

[Your Sanity is decreasing!]

[You are spotted by the Uncle!]

[Your nose is Broken!]

[Your left arm is Broken!]

[Your right arm is Broken!]

[Your left lung is Punctured!]

[Your left foot is Broken!]

[Your skin is Removed!]

[You are Bleeding!]

[You have bled out.]

* Tip: Uncles are known for being fierce predators.

redstonedust

you can gain a reputation for being good with money by just being kind of boring. i don't like alcohol i don't like weed i don't go on dates i don't travel i don't try new food and ive been playing the same video games for 5 years. and my savings? heh. well i just bought a new jacket #my jacket.

schmergo

Yesterday, I was at dinner with some friends and briefly forgot Harrison Ford’s name, but I was like, “His name is a president and a car,” which is how we got such acceptable alternatives as McKinley Camry, Van Buren Gremlin, Clinton Infinity, and Range Rover Cleveland.