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@siegeerson
As a native german speaker I sometimes need to remind myself, when writing in english, that I cant just keep going with a sentence and that, unlike german, where you can make a sentence go on for as long as you want if you're a true lover of Nebensätze, english sentences are usually shorter and aren't supposed to go on for multiple lines or god forbid a whole paragraph.
anxiety all day.......... pizza on da way :)
june 2015
also june 2016
turns out … also june 2017
june 2018 ! time is moving fast and i cannot keep up
june 2019 !!! wow love that for all of us
june 2020. time never stops
june 2021. i am so old
june 2022 … :-S
june 2023 babey !!!
june 2024 :-)
june 2025. ten whole years
june 2026 uh oh spaghetti o
when i was a little kid (age 8 and on) i had 3 veryyy intense special interests i constantly infodumped about to anyone who gave me the time of day. these were:
The Bubonic Plague
Vampire Folklore
Tree frogs.
So as you can imagine my mom spent many years prepping me for social outings by doing a call-and-response litany with me that went "let's focus on tree frogs tonight. let's tell people about tree frogs."
pov you are an unsuspecting adult at a social function who made the mistake of talking to me like i'm a person for 37 seconds and now you're going to learn everything about vlad the impaler from an enraptured third grader
Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught
*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish
If you were in a cyberpunk world what sort of terrifying cyber-genitals would you want
just a few off the top of my head:
cyber cock with huge knot
cyber tongue surrounded by teeth (big and crazy looking like venom's)
double cyber cock with futuristic clit sucker attachment for maximum dp overstimulation
cyber gun cock (with no safety)
cyber tentacles with suckers that can produce their own slime lube and the slime is laced with viagra and thc also the tentacles kinda have a mind of their own
cyber cloaca (just to see??)
cyber cock that can split open like a flower into a beautiful cyber pussy (a butterfly always flies out when this happens)
cyber pussy that is also a bag of holding
cyber pussy that is just a 72 pin connector for NES cartridges but u have to blow on the cartridge to get it to work (which causes me to cum)
cyber pussy that is just a portal to the plains of oblivion
I just had the stupidest idea, I wrote up a bunch of stuff last semester (related to genetics and biology, I never got to use it tho :( But I enjoyed writing it) about adaptations and genetic illness. I am interested in biology, proteins and the such, combining the thing I think about at uni with the other thing I also think about at uni sounds fun. My last post about Ianthe and prion disease was really well received so I thought I might write some more in depth posts about necromancy and the Locked Tomb universe. The topics I planned on exploring are:
Dulcinea's Illness, what it might be based on symptoms and the treatments she received in GtN and how it might affected her as a person.
How Harrow might be capable of creating entire skeletons from one bone shard despite it breaking the laws of physics, presenting my theory that the River works as a buffer for necromancers both as a power source and as a temporary holding space for materials they use in their magic. This one always puzzled me and I might've been able to pin down a theory. (There will be a part about why Palamedes and Cam in one body was a problem and why I think they could not be "present" at the same time)
Ianthe's is an another character that is on my mind a lot. In this really cool post by @cemetegee there were a lot of cool ideas I want to explore further and introduce my idea about my other oldest headcanon: Ianthe's potencial albinism, related health issues and my favorite: how this relates to her and Corona's development in the womb. I floated this idea on that post and there was a really good question about why only Ianthe has it, I might be able to answer that.
I really want to make a post about Judith and Varun, because what's happening here is technically parasitism and I really want to get into specifics because I find the idea of it mind boggling.
How Blood of Eden mistreated Judith when she was fighting for her life and they probably broke (potencial) laws about prisoners of war, did the worst possible thing in (almost) every scenario and how terrifying it must've been for Judith to suffer through this, mostly conscious: a medical perspective. This one pissed me off when I read it because it was not even adressed in Nona the Ninth.
About the hole in Gideon/Kiriona's chest (the one that makes her aerodynamic lol) and how Gideon died exactly because it was fucked up and painful and enough a reason for her to be upset at Harrow.
The part in Nona the Ninth were Nona was falling apart on the Ninth, because the descriptions read as if she suffered a high dose of ionizing radiation and the idea that Alecto was able to inflict damage like this... It got me thinking what other abilites Alecto might have (she is the earth, after all).
I might make a post about the murder of Naberius Tern and why I am a bit sceptical that it was Ianthe that killed him (it's a wild ride and just a theory).
I want to explore the limits of lyctoral healing, because I find it interesting how some injuries can instantly heal but others don't. I will reread Harrow the Ninth, collect descriptions of lyctoral healing and compare them to actual data on how tissues like that in human bodies can and should heal. I might also theorize about how necromancy works on living tissue in general.
A post on Noodle the dog because he is a good boi.
It's pride month which means I'm writing gay gay homosexual gay Ianthe this month. The fics will be the exact same as before but at random points Ianthe will break the fourth wall to look the reader in the eye sensually and say "I'm a lesbian" before the plot is allowed to continue.
if you think about it, one of the funniest moments in gtn was when Gideon thought she got herself into a love triangle and was super embarrassed and thought she was going to resolve a personal drama, meanwhile Palamedes was literally on a murder-suicide mission
tower princes
Great art, horrible and probably cannon
@floralfemm3
99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND
PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING
Holy fuck you illegally downloaded a cardigan
@inkthusiasm
given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that
Happy pride month to him
happy pride month to whatever they had going on
happy pride month
