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[afterblossom]

Star-crossed lovers ✨ Decided to do one last reylo art for the last day of 2023, Happy New Year!

[b0nkcreat]

what the fuck is going on this year. january through june didnt happen. july is a distant memory. august and september were the longest months of my life. october ended in 5 seconds. why is november here already this isn’t right

[karmiccollector-deactivated2024]

It's the season erosion from the climate crisis, combined with a hyperindividualistic and stress-bound society. It warps your sense of time.

[b0nkcreat]

awesome. how do i stop all that though

[catmask]

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

[guooey]

One of the most important things I have learned today..

[thecollectibles]

Inktober 2023 by Ginny Robbins

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[neon-slime]

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

[imposterogers]

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

[imposterogers]

visual evidence

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[queerdnp]

[thenightgaunt]

Like the guy said. Sometimes the things you need to do to heal might feel silly, but don’t let that stop you.

Heal yourself.

[thesaltofcarthage]

This is so beautiful and affirming. 

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[crazycatsiren]

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'm not ALLOWED to enjoy it yet, I'm not ALLOWED!!!

[dogposts]

when you're the most handsome of all

[only-tiktoks]

[theblackparadeisdead]

More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

[theblackparadeisdead]

It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today

[theblackparadeisdead]

My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall

[doctor-bodacious]

[titkoks]

[nostalgiachan]

thank you tumblr user magpiesbones

[do-you-have-a-flag]

that bowling ball is operating on looney tunes physics

[alicedemettrie]

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

[pizza-hats-of-the-world-1882]

The only difference between a wizard hat and a dunce cap is the wide brim of privacy