Siffussy

MONARCH OF VANILLA AF FUCKIN' she/him, pansexual, 29

[siffussy]

Hello! This is a NSFW ISAT-centric hornyposting blog! There are many like it, but this one is mine.

You can call me Siffussy, Ghost, Smutlord, or Monarch. it's all cool with me. Ghost is also one of my alters so...sometimes she'll be posting as well, whenever there's a 👻.

I am also on bsky!

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29, my pronouns are she/him, you can use both but "he" is preferred unless specified. I'm not exactly out of the closet IRL. Don't worry about that though. Unapologetically pansexual and thicc. single, but before you hmu please be within driving distance. LMAO.

this blog consists of me thirsting over Isabeau, Siffrin, and the fun things I make them do together. Sometimes there's art, tagged #Siffussy art, sometimes there's writing, tagged #smut writing.

Most of the time I make hornyshitposts on here, because... well I just like shitposting in general. I do like saying stupid shit online to make people laugh, besides myself. I don't recommend opening this tumblr in public, but in case you do... on my blog (and in this post's tags) there is a link for NSFW by proxy art. that's more...artistic experimental stuff that's attached to the actually nsfw media I create?

I also have sims 4 modded with various fun mods, but any of that content will be on bsky. the fact that it needs to not be on tumblr at all is ridiculous, I know.

I ADORE seeing Siffrin with my body shape so so so much, and Isabeau too. So you'll often see...content involving Siffrin with a pussy and tits. and a chubby belly. If that's not your cup of tea, that's totally fine. Cultivate your feed however you want. Be yourself, bitch.

I also adore...uh... those two doing fun things. please don't hesitate to send me/tag this blog in content involving the two of them doing fun things.

You can send me asks too! Anons are on but please don't be mean. You can send headcanons, writing/drawing ideas, concepts, or just say hello. or scream about the fics I've made. Another link on my blog is my porn directory! Everything sexy I have made, is listed in there!

I try to have an open mind but please do not send me/involve me in content with watersports, diapers, scat, ageplay, incest, hardcore blood and gore. Sometimes I WILL try out dead dovey things, especially if the topic is really well written...but I prefer to stay on the lighter side of things. That's just me.

If anything I create inspires you in some way and you make something with that inspiration, please show me! That makes me really happy :) If any of these things I talked about float your boat, hit the follow button and I'll be in your feed!

Couple more things...if I post something that is incorrect, downright shitty/harmful to say, poorly spoken or otherwise researched, I welcome being told so. I'm only human, I make mistakes, but I can do better each new day! And because of the nature of this blog, I WILL make TMI posts. those posts will always be tagged with #siffussy tmi for easy filtering. I do not mind that at all.

Welcome aboard the slut train, the destination is Siffrin's pussy, enjoy the ride. I know I will. 👀

[siffussy]

they need to scream the other's name during sex

[siffussy]

WHY ARE SEX TAROT CARDS A THING?? WHAT??? HUH??? You've heard about a cat tarot deck how about a tarot deck that has sex positions in it. getting your fortune told details all the ways you can get laid, but if you get the tower, it means you're getting thrown out of a window. 😭😭😭 Oh Siffrin, you wanted your fortune told? Okay let's do a three card pull. You got three of Dicks, and you're sucking them all off. 6 of vibrators, and you're tied up at their mercy, as they're placed all over you.

Ace of coins, which represents your gaping pussy after everything. Do I get tipped for this reading?

[siffussy]

His pants fall down? He was wearing pants under the cloak?

How dare you one up me!!

Guards!!! Get them!!

[siffussy]

I'm making siffrin's heeled boots slightly heelier every day until he falls over

Then he falls face down, ass up, right? His pants should fall down too, exposing his cute lacy panties~

they're meant to be ripped off, dwai.

[siffussy]

i'm trying to watch promare but oh my god...Galos.... 🥵🥵🥵

[siffussy]

-filthy frank voice- GIMME THE PUSSY BITCH!!!

[siffussy]

working on another sifbooby picture, the one with vampire bite marks and naturally I am struck with anxious questions such as "oh fuck what if these bite marks are too big? What if the way the blood pools from the wounds isn't realistic??" like shut up, brain.

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[siffussy]

You know what. story time. This was when I was an angsty teenager that tried to blow people up with her mind.

One lunch, I had a friend over who was showing me some fun things on the computer. We laughed at bad porn together. Anyway. Dad walks in on us while we're watching a yaoi video on youtube, more specifically, fanart of one guy riding another guy in a chair.

He didn't say ANYTHING. No screaming. No shocked "OH MY GOD"s. Nothing. He just slowly backed away. And we would reference this for YEARS afterward, by looking at each other and saying "the chair" dramatically.

[siffussy]

smack that like button if you'd trust me to give you cute nails.

nothing sexual has to happen + it'd be for free + you get to feel pampered for once.

[siffussy]

apparently there's a fetish for... polished nails?

I don't know how popular that is.

I do my nails from time to time, more often in warmer months. unfortunately, I still tend to bite them and get hang nails, BUT, I have biotin supplements, so I believe that has aided in skin regrowth.

Uh the thing is...I post my polished nails on various public social media accounts. so that's already... like...reachable. But those nail pics aren't done to sexually entice anybody; those are done just for fun.

I love doing nails; not just my own but other people's as well!

[siffussy]

update; my package arrived two hours earlier than expected, and I'm over the moon with everything I've received. As expected, it's various art supplies, new headset + webcam, mini sticker printer, and fake nails! I'm unsure if they're meant for humans or mannequins though... So yeah, nothing of the sexual context. but later I might make pretty glittery boobies. :P

[prokopetz]

Pornographic dating sim where all the sex scenes have typically arcane unlock conditions, except instead of gating them behind the developer's peculiar ideas about the transactionality of human relationships, all the NPCs are just doing that maiden-from-Irish-folklore thing where they make potential paramours complete oddly specific labours and solve strange riddles before they'll fuck you. Each NPC's appearance, personality, and challenges are directly based on the conventions and clichés of a specific genre of indie puzzle games, ranging from the obligatory Sokoban Girl With Big Boobs to the mysterious enby whose fuck challenges can only be solved via a real-life Discord ARG.

[prokopetz]

(The sex scenes themselves of course follow suit from their bearers' themes; what exactly a sokoban-themed sex scene would entail in practice is left as an exercise for the reader.)

[karhs]

what could possibly be unexpected about a sokoban themed sex scene?? its a game about filling holes. come on

[prokopetz]

Well, yes, but the fact that sex scenes are (often) about filling holes anyway means filling holes is not, in itself, sufficient to establish a sex scene as distinctively sokoban-themed. You've gotta step up your game!

[prokopetz]

There's a woman whose native genre is those games where you're forced to operate a Device and if you don't pull the levers correctly a monster eats you. Her sex scene is the only one that counts toward the "All Bad Endings" achievement.

[segamascott]

[siffussy]

My hard drive might hate me for this.

I'm gonna build a bdsm dungeon in sims 4.

That should spice things up LMFAO

[siffussy]

Bouncing on it while cockwarming is just riding it tho?

oh yeah! yeah it is! But in this scenario...Siffrin doesn't GET to. So he has the isacock inside him...and he's like pouting. because he can't get his guts rearranged.

...i don't know what kind of punishment this is a result of.