The Optimistic Pessimist @sifu-rhi - Tumblr Blog

Superheroes that are like “if we kill them we’re just as bad as they are uwu” ? Micro dick energy

The only exception is Aang, whose whole “I’m not gonna kill him if i can find another way” thing is less false moral equivalency and more “I’m twelve and I have been through way too much bullshit this year to add ‘commit my first murder’ to the list.”

tinderfinds

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

hyundaimovietheatre

wholesome

chaeronaea

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

everythingfox

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

aintnosuchthingastoothick

Them: So you’re just gonna love yourself? Like all of you? The flaws too?

Me:

juststemthings

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

kuroii98

interstellar-space-cadet

I’m every one in this

closecaptionvevo

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

medusabraids

if ‘get low’ was an indie tune (mumford and sons are shaking)

localstarboy

What a polite way to tell me “Dad you f*cked up my hair” 😂😂 at least I tried.

liferuining-soulsnatcher

She is too cute😩😍😍😍, she is nicer than my sisters were 😂😭

pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20

This deserves to go viral 😭

cleothegoldfish

“I like it… you just got it wrong.” 😂😂😂

loveniaimani

I hope future daughter politely gets people together like this💕😆

toddreu-deactivated20191220

Her little voice

onlyblackgirl

Can’t have that baby leaving the house with lopsided puffs.

notdisney

c0untrymusicjesus

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR A SPIRIT GIFSET MY ENTIRE LIFE

I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

cwote

Life is too short to waste one, single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.

thebestoftumbling

thegoodvybe

thecoldheartofspace

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.