Your friendly neighbourhood gay.

[lecataste]

David Foster Wallace | Infinite Jest | 1996

[44st]

[plantfunerals]

but do aliens believe in me….

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

My kink is getting what I want when I want it

[oh-lesbians]

Fuck you!

From: me

To: Tumblr

[kobetyrant-deactivated20141020]

white people bios be like:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

i identify as a walgreens gift card

[blackwatergypsy]

I need a new tattoo, an orgasm, and a good nights sleep.

[majikmountain]

What is gay privilege?

[thotso-deactivated20150617]

better sex

[acciowine]

No accidental kids.

[monkeysaysficus]

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

[warpedrhythm-deactivated2017061]

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

[fumbling-towards-ecstasy001-dea]

Not being straight.

[aaitwo-deactivated20250816]

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

[starscapades]

psychic: reads my mind

my mind: fwubbafwubbafwubba

[supernovainitiated-deactivated2]

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

[dailyfrogs]

the f in frog stands for friendship

[dailyfrogs]

the r in frog stands for respect

[dailyfrogs]

the o in frog stands for optimism

[iherduliekmudk1pz]

The g stands for g a y

[spyadults]

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

[coral]

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

[waywardwes9]

The Four Horsemen

[adeles]

Happy Mean Girls Day (2018)! October 3rd falls on a Wednesday this year so we wear pink. Dress accordingly!

[coral]

You make me happy in a way no one else can.

I choose you, and i’ll choose you over and over and over, without pause.

[saltchip]

tbh my music taste is so hard to describe like it’s literally everything except for the songs i dont like

[feelrosevibe]

Accurate as hell