welcome to paradise

Multi-fandom headcanon blog. Run by two nerds. Mostly fluff but also probably angst.

[sightooru-blog]

Noragami Headcanon

Yato loves to do people's hair. He's constantly pestering Hiyori to do her hair, which she usually refuses. Once he asked Yukine to grow out his hair so he could mess around with it. Yukine didn't like that idea. Koufuku lets him do her hair, which takes a long time because her hair is really curly (but Yato doesn't mind and it gives Daikoku some time to do something other than worry about Koufuku). He usually does the hair of practice dolls that cosmetics students buy for school. He's really good at doing all sorts of different hair styles.

[aymmichurros]

i love to imagine that after tokyo prelims kuroo, bokuto and akaashi sit together to watch the recorded karasuno v. shiratorizawa match and geek out about tsukki.

AAAAA YES!!! better if they do it in front of tsukki and he’s like “can we watch something else” and like the 3 of them reach over to put a finger over his mouth and say “shhhh” and they continue watching

[piyoko-tatsan]

Seven loves to play with Yoosung’s hair. 

Because it’s longer than his, and it’s fun, and despite being bleached, Yoosung’s hair is SOFT. 

When Yoosung is at Seven’s house, and using his huge TV for gaming, that’s when Seven sneaks up on him. 99% of the time, Yoosung sits on the floor in front of the couch, and is too engulfed in what’s happening on the screen to notice Seven coming over and sitting behind him on the couch.

Seven takes advantage and reaches forward, pulling the clips out of Yoosung’s hair. He grins widely and starts combing his fingers through the blonde locks, messing up his bangs and hair. He hums happily and does all sorts of fun hair styles. 

Pig tails. Pony tail. Clips his bangs back, ruffles his hair so it’s flipped every which way. No matter what it’s adorable, and Yoosung doesn’t even look up from his game to see what’s become of his hair. 

Seven grips lightly at Yoosung’s hair and just tugs and scratches and plays and Yoosung loves it. It feels so nice. 

Once Seven pulls his hands away, Yoosung finally reacts with a whine. 

“Don’t stop~ It helps me hyper focus! And I have to focus on this next part cause it’s the boss level. Don’t let me down!” 

And Seven just perks up and starts to run his fingers in Yoosung’s hair again. 

“Aye, aye Captain Yoosung!” And he leans his head down to press a kiss against Yoosung’s hair. Because he just loves his scent. And that his hair is soft. He just loves everything about his cute, sweet heart. 

[fanonical]

fred and george learning to skateboard and then never stopping no matter where they are

[sightooru-blog]

Platonic AmeIce Headcanons

because the world needs more platonic AmeIce

They met because Lukas and Arthur dragged them to one of their magic meeting things. They bonded over how ridiculous their older brothers are.

They’re probably very protective of each other. 

Like, telling each other’s s/o that if they hurt their best friend there’s gonna be hell to pay.

They’d make each other try candy from their home lands. Emil would die laughing at Alfred’s expression to his candy. Alfred would do the same, but at Emil’s reaction to Alfred’s candy. (I’ve heard Icelandic candy is quite different than American candy)

Both have YouTube channels and they collab all the time on them.

They probably have a joint YouTube channel that’s dedicated to prank/baking videos.

They pull pranks on everyone, especially their families.

Except Matthew. They learned the hard way not to mess with Mattie.

Arthur is the victim of most of the pranks. poor Artie

They’d probably tell each other like, everything. No secrets with those two. Complete honesty. 

They never talk about each other behind their backs unless it’s to praise and admire the other.

Imagine Emil trying to teach Alfred Icelandic. Al does not understand it, but tries so hard to learn for his best friend. It takes him a while but eventually he can say a few things.

He probably asks Emil to teach him how to swear too.

Imagine when Emil is sick, Alfred like, wraps three blankets around him and sits him on the couch with his phone in case he needs to call Alfred. The Alfred goes to the store and buys like eight packages of black liquorice and other candies that Emil likes for when he feels well enough to eat them. He’ll buy Gatorade, Sprite, Gingerale, some canned soup to make, and like three more blankets, and probably a stuffed animal or two for Emil. He’ll also rent a movie and bring it home so they can watch it together. 

When Alfred is sick, Emil makes him homemade chicken noodle soup and makes sure Al stays in bed (because Al would want to get up and do things even if he was sick). Emil makes sure Al is staying hydrated and he’ll put on A Christmas Story (Al’s favorite movie) even if it isn’t Christmas, and they’ll watch it together. Emil would get like a thousand tissue boxes and an empty trash bucket to put near Al, Just In Case. He also hands Al his phone in case Al needs anything when Emil isn’t there.

They’re probably fandom trash and have all the same ships.

Imagine them talking trash together (mostly about their brothers)

They probably have random Karaoke nights.

They go ALL OUT for holidays. You can’t top these two when it comes to holidays, they’ve got them in the bag.

Halloween is a massive party! The entire house is spooky and they have a huge costume party. Every year they dress up as a duo (Mario and Luigi, Shaggy and Scooby, Batman and Robin, etc.) There’s tons of party games and food too.

Christmas is great. They invite their families over, and it just feels so homey and warm and nice. Loving, caring, pure environment.

Al’s siblings telling Emil embarrassing stories about Al. Mattie and Peter are the main culprits.

Lukas brings out baby photos, and so does Arthur, and it results in Al and Emil being Very Embarrassed.

Every year they try to out do each other with gifts. But they always get even, because they always get the other exactly what they wanted.

platonic AmeIce is pure and I wanted to share. thanks for listening

[sightooru-blog]

Headcanon that Hong Kong knows lots of useless facts about anything and everything, and frequently tells them to Iceland. He might repeat himself, though. Iceland enjoys hearing the facts. Even if they are repeats.

[romano-headcanons]

Romano is totally the kind of person that won’t show interest in a song in public but would sing it in the shower and rock out while being alone in his room.

[oohmymyang]

It’s that time again, the time to make more Haikyuuu!! head cannons because I have nothing else to do. (also because I fucking love Haikyuu!!)

Iwaizumi goes to yoga classes, as a result he’s really, really flexible (does Oikawa take advantage of this? the answer is yes  )

When Fukurodani has team bonding nights, they give each other makeovers and paint each others nails

Whenever Akaashi and Bokuto go on dates to owl sanctuaries, the rest of the Fukurodani team follows them b/c they like playing with the owls

The captains and their teams get together and have a bunch of petty competitions, one of which includes the captains doing drag

Kuroo wins, Daichi comes in second, Bokuto gets third, Oikawa cries b/c “how did they win?”, and Ushijima refuses to participate. (the rest of Shiratorizawa participated instead)

Aone meets Kyoutani at an animal shelter and they become friends

Lev once followed Yaku and Suga on a shopping trip because he believed that they were going on a date. (Daichi also followed them)

But imagine Fukurodani going to an owl cafe

Hanamaki and Matsun go on Movie dates only so that they can be that annoyingly touchy couple in the back of the theater   

[nitori-swims-rinstyle]

Oikawa and Hinata like to sit in the bleachers together and watch their rival teams. They are dorks who play fuck, marry, ewww (Hinata says that kill has too much hatred) by pointing out random dudes on the court. It is always a bunch of fun until Iwazumi or Kageyama has to pull them away for a match.

[hetalia-scenarios-n-stuff-deact]

Do you have any dad headcanons for the Nordics?

Denmark

He calls himself a “cool dad” and then proceeds to try to say “cool” and “hip” phrases, and it doesn’t look good.

Very loose on house rules with you. You can have as many people as you want staying over.

He probably has all your friends on Facebook.

Screams during all your performances, games, anything with a crowd.

Fully supportive of literally anything - hobbies, plans for the future, et c.

Norway

Great for studying. He will tell you all you need to know.

Knows all your secrets. You think you have a nice, private life, but no. He knows everything. He knows when you’ve been sinning.

He’s usually chill, but if you do something that worries him a lot, prepare for the lecture of a lifetime.

Makes sure to have “bonding time”. There’s no escaping weekly bonding time with him, he will track you down.

He will fight other kid’s parents if they start shit with you.

Iceland

He’s always tries to have strange awkward chats with you, to try and become closer.

He tries to be a cool and fun dad by taking you to cool places and to do cool things, like going to theme parks, but he ends up crying in line for the big rides.

Pretty strict, because he’s constantly worried.

He has movie nights when there’s nothing better for both him and you.

When he gets in a fight with you, he’ll try to act like it didn’t happen to avoid the tension of having to be in the kitchen at the same time as you when going for snacks

Finland

Makes sure to have chats about your life everyday.

Makes any kind of sleepovers awesome with cute snack food for you and your friends.

He will fight teachers and parent-teacher conferences if they say anything bad about his baby.

If you have a hobby that costs a lot, he will make sure he has the money. Nothing is allowed to stop you from achieving your dreams on his watch.

The best to go to with emotional breakups. He’ll make sure you get over it with sweet food and good movies or games or whatever you need.

Sweden

Spoils the life out of you. He just can’t say no to buying you things.

Likes to take you out on “quality time” trips to ikea. You end up coming back with enough furniture to redecorate the house.

Watches over you like a hawk when you’re studying/doing homework and ominously appears beside you when he sees you stuck on a question that he can answer.

Other kids don’t even bother trying to start shit with you. He just gives them the look and they don’t even bother.

When your sad he just kind of is there. He doesn’t say much, but he tries to be a supportive dad.

[materiagrrrl]

headcanon that the magic trio listen to the Wizards of Waverly Place soundtrack whenever they meet up

[daughter-of-war]

One of my favorite headcanons is that a country’s fluency in a language depends on their people. •America always surprises people in being fluent in almost /anything/, since he’s a nation filled to the brim of all sorts of immigrants from all sorts of places •Both England and France are fairly good in each other’s native tongues, but France has a tendency to slip up whenever speaking in English, and England just doesn’t like speaking French •Belarus has learned to repress Belarusian in favor of fluent Russian, a sign of both her and her people’s devotion to big brother •All countries, however, always remember their first language or languages; for England it’s the dialect of the ancient Celts, Italy speaks Latin often to his brother, and America and Canada never forget the tongues of their native people

[baochi-art]

hc When battles get harder, Lance becomes anxious. Keith is his haven now…

…I love Voltron so much!

[lamo-is-to-blamo]

I have a headcanon that Akaashi and Kiyoko get along really well because they’re both so fucking unbelievably beautiful. And they occasionally hangout and do beautiful people things. (They might gossip but shh)

[karasuno-af-scenarios]

Karasuno Babes As Pokemon Go Players

Daichi: He’s the one that wakes up at 2 am to realize his house is a Pokestop (And everyone likes to stand outside and talk very loudly) 

 Suga: Every 10 minutes he sends a group text to his team telling them to watch their surroundings (he also packs them lunches to take on their quests)

 Asahi: No matter which way he turns his phone the ghost typE is STILL FOLLOWING HIM PLEASE SEND HELP 

 Nishinoya: He owns all the nearby gyms and can be found at the nearest Pokestop, challenging anyone who comes by 

 Tanaka: He’s on a mission to capture every Butterfree and name it “low fat”

 Hinata: dress up as ash, takes his sister along who is also dressed as a pikachu, he’s been gone for days, and kageyama knows he didn’t pack enough food #RIP 

Kageyama: all his nearby Pokemon look suspiciously like a orange haired teammate? How does that even work? Oh wait…a milk vending machine is the nearest Pokestop 10 miles away. *turns hat around backwards* “time to fucking go" 

 Tsukishima: he only catches the Pokemon that wander by his house but sometimes late at night you can hear someone humming the Jurassic park theme song followed by the unmistakable sound of someone running with flip flops on 

 Yamaguchi: He’s the server Pokemon Go runs on, a Barbie Laptop and a iPod nano

[sightooru-blog]

Ameripan Headcanons

These two are like complete nerds ok. They nerd out about everything together

They bonded over how bad bananas taste

Alfred loves to share all kinds of music with Kiku: new music, old music, pop music, rock music, and everything in-between. Kiku likes everything Alfred plays for him.

Kiku shares his food with Alfred a lot. He purposely gets a little more than he can eat just to see Alfred’s face light up when Kiku offers him food.

Alfred has many nicknames for Kiku. Ki, KiKi, cherry blossom, and Keeks are a few of them. Kiku doesn’t really have many nicknames for Alfred.

Often times they’re found watching movies or playing video games together. 

They love amusement parks. Alfred loves riding the rides, while Kiku prefers to get food and play carnival games (as well as take pictures) (he always brings along his camera).

Kiku rides the rides with Alfred, and Alfred plays games with Kiku.

Kiku refuses to ride rollercoasters though. He says he’ll watch Alfred ride them. And he does, while taking a few pictures. 

Kiku wants to go on the ski lift but that’s the one ride Alfred is scared to death of. Kiku doesn’t like going alone on rides though so he tells Alfred that he’ll ride a rollercoaster if Alfred gets on the ski lift with him. 

Alfred goes on the ski lift but clings tightly to Kiku the whole time because he’s scared the ride will malfunction and “Oh god Kiku we’re so high up...”

Alfred likes to curl up next to Kiku when they watch movies, but he usually ends up falling asleep on Kiku before the movie even ends.

Kiku is really soft and squishy so Alfred likes to lay his head on Kiku’s tummy and take a nap while Kiku reads.

Kiku does the same with Alfred, though Al mostly just plays games on his phone. He doesn’t like reading. (unless it’s fanfiction)

They like to geek out about their otps together

They have a cat. Al would like a dog, but he’s allergic and Kiku’s afraid of them. They both love cats tho so they have one.

Alfred loves seeing Kiku in glasses. However, Kiku only wears them around Alfred.

Neither of them can dance especially well. If they have to do a dance, they practice for hours on end.

Alfred loves video games but doesn’t understand them most of the time, so Kiku explains them to Alfred in vivid detail.

Alfred tried playing Sonic ‘06 once, but Kiku burned the disc before Al could get to it.

Alfred loves it when Kiku wears Alfred’s clothes. He finds it very cute and hot

They like to cuddle in bed or on the couch together.

Kiku doesn’t like PDA though and doesn’t like being too touchy feely with Al in public or in a group of friends. 

Al would try to hold Kiku’s hand anyways.

it wouldn’t work

“Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!” “... love you too.”

Feliciano would probably hardcore ship it and would freak if Kiku told him

Alfred always misses Kiku when he goes back to Japan (Even if he’s not there very long)

He stays up way too late and gets way too little sleep to be healthy just to talk to Kiku.

Kiku misses Al too but is v worried about Alfed’s health.

“Alfred how long have you been awake?” “um idk???? i haven’’t slept since you left.” “That was two days ago.” “i miss u kiku plz come home soon”

Al isn’t good with being away from Kiku for too long. Matthew stays with him to help him feel less lonely.

When Kiku comes home Alfred cries bc he’s so happy and he missed Kiku lots

Mattie was forced to take Al to the airport to pick up Kiku.

When Mattie sees Kiku he’s like “good luck mate.”

Alfred’s really clingy the first few days Kiku is back.

Kiku brings home Japanese candy and snacks for Alfred because he knows how much Alfred likes them, and they can’t find them anywhere where they live.

They live in a small but not cramped apartment in the city that’s within walking distance of everything. Eventually though they moved out of that and into a small house in the suburbs. 

Al probably sends Kiku memes, cute pictures, and pictures he took of things that remind him of Kiku to Kiku like all the time.

Kiku thinks it’s the cutest thing

Al prefers coffee to tea but he makes tea in the mornings for Kiku. He’s not good at making coffee so he just buys some from McDonald’s.

Kiku probably cooks dinner most nights.

When they have parties though, Alfred cooks most the food. Kiku helps, but no one makes party food like Al. He’s got burgers and hot dogs and ribs, and they shuck corn together. He’s also got potato salad, macaroni salad, Italian style pasta salad, deviled eggs, and all sorts of casseroles. 

Kiku makes the deserts. 

Their parties are always the biggest and the best.

Kiku and Alfred played Sonic Boom together, and when they were done Kiku kept apologizing for how bad the game was. Al didn’t care, but the glitches made him mad a few times. 

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spamano headcanons

Spain loves to spoil Romano

They dance together at least once a week. Spain’s dance lessons never went away even after Lovi’s chorea went away

Roma tries his best at dancing but fails 80% of the time or pretends to do so Spain will correct him (Lovi’s probably a great dancer but acts like a clutz around Spain)

Then when Spain corrects him, it just gives him an excuse to tell Toni, “Shut up, tomato bastard!”

Toni just laughs because he thinks Lovi is adorable

Romano handles his drinks well and doesn’t like to get completely smashed like certain people... when he does though, he gets really upset and starts saying really bad things about himself

Spain tries so hard to comfort him and it takes a lot of convincing for Romano to actually stop, but Roma stops eventually because he realizes how much it upsets Spain to see him like that.

It just keeps happening, though, but it’s because, like others, Romano can’t control his drunk side. However, to Spain’s relief, it doesn’t happen often (because once again, Roma doesn’t like to get smashed)

They’d live together in a open floor plan Italian style house (Romano doesn’t like things that aren’t very Italian (the exception being Spain, of course), Toni wouldn’t care about the style tbh) and they have three dogs.

I can promise you none of them are named Doge.

They also have a fairly big garden, and Lovi loves tending to the garden with Toni. Unfortunately, he gets terrible sunburn.

Then Toni is like “SUNSCREEN” but Roma is too proud to wear suncreen, so he just mopes. You’d think he’d learn after it happened the fifteenth time... but no.

“Lovi please put on suncreen you know how bad your burns get” “I don’t need it!” “Lovino Vargas I will force it on you”

Lovi eventually accepts his fate

“Stupid tomato bastard...” “You love me, Lovi.” “.... Hmph.”

Roma loves singing, but his voice would be very quiet and unsteady at first, but he’d gradually get better.

He loves singing “The Only Exception” to Spain and doesn’t really mind singing in front of him at all, no matter which song it is.

Toni, Feli, and Grandpa Rome are/were the only ones he did anything musical around because he trusts that they won’t laugh if he ends up messing up somehow.

Toni tells Lovi that he loves him all the time. Lovi doesn’t say it as often, but when he does he’s very sincere about it and it’s Very Cute(tm)

Lovi gets extra snuggles those nights

However, Lovi does get embarrassed when Spain tells him that he loves him, and it doesn’t matter if they’re in public or in private, he still gets embarrassed.

Since Lovi is tiny, he tries to kiss Toni, but he’s not tall enough. He’s pretty much struggling until Toni leans down enough.

Lovi gets sleepy a lot, and we mean a lot, and Toni has to carry him piggy back when he falls asleep. Then, Lovi wakes up and he’s like, “Wait how the fuck did I end up here?”

Lovi is really clumsy and is always tripping and bumping into things, so Toni carries band-aids and disinfectants on him at all times just in case.

Spain breaks the dishes a lot because he hand washes them (he doesn’t believe in dishwashers), and he uses too much soap and water, so they slip out of his hands and break. Except the silverware.

Lovi tries to clean it up, but Spain doesn’t trust him with glass hardly ever, plus he doesn’t want his tiny tomato to get hurt.

“Why don’t you ever use the dishwasher?” “I don’t believe in them” “Toni just use the damn dishwasher.”

Once when Spain ALMOST injured himself with a knife because of his shitty hand washing skills, he finally gave in after being practically yelled at by Romano (”You fucking tomato bastard! You could’ve hurt yourself!”)

“I still don’t believe in them” “Toni stop being so fucking difficult it makes life easier” “Lovi they’re evil” “They’re not”

Sometimes Spain refers to Lovi as his “Tiny Tomato” and Lovi gets really embarrassed and tries Yaku kicking him.

If you don’t know what a Yaku kick is, look it up

Every time Lovi tries the Yaku kick he falls down

Spain has some awesome af reflexes and catches Roma 90% of the time before he actually falls, and Lovi blushes when it happens cause it looks like a dancing dip and he hides his face in Spain’s chest/crook of his neck.

But when Roma falls, Spain is just like... “SHE HIT THE FLOOR, SHE HIT THE FLOOR. NEXT THING YOU KNOW, SHAWTY GOT LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW”

If you don’t get the song reference then I’m sorry and I probably look really dumb right now

Lovi yells at him for that though. “BASTARDO SHUT THE FUCK UP”

Feli is eventually called in to help Spain calm down the angry tomato.

“Umm... Italy, your brother is flipping shit again and I need your help” “I’ll be there in five.”

“Time for the hugs!~” “FELI LET ME GO”

Lovi doesn’t really like amusement parks, but Toni loves them. Lovi goes mostly for the food, and he’ll only ride one or two rides. He always screams on the kid’s rides.

And Toni pets his hair and is like, “You’re alright, Lovi, it’s okay.” “SHUT UP IT’S NOT OKAY.”

Lovi would probably be shaking after the ride and Toni would sit down with Lovi on his lap and whisper to him until he calms down. It is very gay.

Lovi has really bad allergies, so there’s always always always allergy meds in the house, and Toni carries them with him in case Lovi forgets to take them.

Okay so, Roma thinks that Toni looks hot when he’s wearing his pirate shit. He’d never admit it, but Spain knows anyway, it’s just that Roma doesn’t know that Spain knows.

He thinks his thirsting is unknown to anyone else, but Spain knows. Roma would die if Spain knew. Feli also figured it out at some point also.

Feli talked about it to Ludwig at some point.

“Ludwig... I think my brother has a pirate kink.”

Prussia would probably overhear them and start crying from laughter.

Then everyone figures it out eventually, but they don’t mention it to Roma at all. Until one day, America mentioned it when Romano was rIGHT THERE.

Roma turns bright red and does the Yaku kick to Al (and doesn’t miss) “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DAMN BURGER EATER”

Then a couple seconds later, Romano finds out that Spain was rIGHT THERE ALSO

Romano gets extremely embarrassed and starts to cry because he cries when he gets super embarrassed, but it just makes him even more embarrassed. Luckily, Feli was there to hug him and calm him down. “There, there, Fratello. It’s okay.”

After Romano and Spain get home, Romano starts to apologize to Spain, but then Spain interrupts him before he gets to say anything with a, “There’s no need to apologize. I find it hot” and Spain smirks and winks at him flirtatiously.

Poor Romano’s face because like... a tomato red.

That’s probably why Spain calls Romano his tiny tomato.

rip roma