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Heh hi guys so as you can tell I haven't really been doing any replies lately...why??? Because...well my muse for this shit head is kind of like dead. I started off strong and now it just feels like a tedious act of try hard and deadpool doesn't dig it. So I'm basically dropping/taking a hiatius but if you wanna keep in touch you can find me on @luctisonusx, @imperiumx, @daddiisms, or @saiyaniisms or you can add me on dis.cord at calskywalker#2798
Open To All
"The old deadpool can't come to the door right now. Why? Oh cos he's dead!"
Sorry I haven’t been around guys. Work is kicking my ass. I’m so ready for this week off starting Saturday. I’ll hopefully he around later today though.
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"I am a man full of disappointment and broken promises. Honestly! I'm not even sure why we're both even surprised anymore."
Starter Call, bitches!
Taking applications for a best friend! I don’t have many specifics. I just want someone 18+ who will be my hype man and sometimes call me on discord and blabber onto me while I quietly mumble mmhm or laugh softly.
Do you like masked antiheroes who come to blow shit up but end up feeling literally so attacked rn? Or maybe you like perverted jokes to literally every fucking thing you say? (haha fucking) Or maybe you just like avocados. (No judgment here. You can suck my avocado all you want). If you like kind of psycho but also really sweet scar tissue covered assholes with literal angel vs devil on the shoulder voices in his head then you are my SOULMATE! Come on down to see WADE WILSON/DEADPOOL (that’s me) right HERE and clicky clicky that little follow button and then maybe that ask button with something you’d like to say! Or just drop your pants. That’s totally acceptable too! Open to all fandoms, canon and ocs!
Deadpool here! Looking for some more babes to get buddy buddy or super sexy with.
People I really want??? PETER PARKER! HARLEY QUINN! BATMAN! WOLVERINE! AND SUPER BEAUTIFUL OCS WHO WILL PROBABLY KICK ME IN THE NUTS THE SEC I OPEN MY MOUTH!!!
Give this a reblog maybe if you’re down to interact with little ole me and can tolerate my multitude of dick jokes. (even if you aren’t one of the canon’s listed I AM DOWN FOR IT)
“So Father’s Be Good To Your Daughters…”
Indie Multimuse Account For A Wide Assortment of Daddies! Open to all fandoms, ocs, and canons. Loved by Cal
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“What would you do if you felt like the world was against you?”
Indie Multi-Fandom OC Including fandoms such as: Marvel/DC, Star Wars, AHS, and Hemlock Grove. Mun is willing to make more to accommodate others!
“Would you fight? Or would you let yourself die?”
Starter Call, bitches!
If anyone else has a personal blog feel free to follow me on @romanskywalkergodfrey okay ily
and because my personal follows all my accounts i might accidentally reblog something from you on there if it’s suggested for me pls don’t block me i try not to spam people ok
reblog if your muse really wants affection. no particular reason, they just really need a hug or cuddle
It’s Munday!! Have a pic of my queero weirdo ass!!
I forgot to reblog this to my other blogs oops
theoriginalbadass:
“Thank you?” Puck replied in confusion. Was what the other man had just said a compliment or an insult? “Shit, is it that obvious? This isn’t my first time here though.” Granted, it had been years since he’d last been to the Big Apple. The last time he’d been here was when he was a junior in high school. A lot of his friends had moved to New York after graduation and he’d finally saved up enough money to visit them.
"I'm gonna be honest and say that it was half compliment and half insult." He says, answering the other's unanswered question, "I mean because fuck these New Yorkers. They're all fucking rude, but...they tend to like to kick the asses of those who look like they don't belong here so there's the insult side of it." Wade said with a laugh.
"Oh yeah! Totally!" Wade said, "New York is more than just a place. It's a state of mind. A way of being." He points to his head, "Don't become New York, my friend. It'll eat you alive."
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“Why… are… you… talking… to… me… like… this?” Honestly he was astonished he had this much PATIENCE with the mouthy merc. “I get that. But it’s pretty DIFFICULT to not attempt to break your bones and fold you like LAUNDRY.”
"Well, it's because you didn't get my point, bub. I decided to talk a little slower for you. I realize I can be a bit fast paced sometimes. It's like you're pounding away at your girlfriend's cooch and you realize you're about to nut so you just...slow it down." Deadpool explained to the still pissy dude. God, the guy was dead. Isn't that what the plan was anyways? Why did it matter if he did it or not? Beggers can't be choosers, you know.
"Man, that's about the kinkiest thing I've heard all day, but hey. We should probably...I dunno...bury this dead body somewhere? Or would you like to share a jail cell for all eternity? I'll make sure no one makes you their bitch boy...except for me. I can't make any promises about that."
“What would you do if you felt like the world was against you?”
Indie Multi-Fandom OC Including fandoms such as: Marvel/DC, Star Wars, AHS, and Hemlock Grove. Mun is willing to make more to accommodate others!
“Would you fight? Or would you let yourself die?”
