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• | Danny | 25 | they/them | 🇲🇽🇺🇸| •

[signore-whorechata]

sorry I’ve been gone but I’m back ✌🏽

[velvetys]

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

[duncebento]

maybe women are stronger than you think

[velvetys]

Sorry listening and learning here

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

[evergreen-femme]

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

[tastylemonbread]

to see a marching band

[depsidase]

[twink-death-advocate]

i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE

[makerofmadness]

I sell BAGUETTES at the STORE

[jingles-miserably]

everybody wants to rule the world

[emily-e-draws]

year of the horse 🔥

[hotvampireadjacent]

[feefal]

I keep getting rage baited in my comment section, but I can’t quip back since I’m a “big artist” and have a “responsibility towards the community” or whatever😔

[charlesoberonn]

You're on Tumblr. Not only can you quip back, if your quip is good enough it'll become an iconic part of the website's vocabulary for years and decades to come.

[assiraphales]

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

[assiraphales]

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

[starlit-meadow]

[localairport]

if you think about it airplanes and pufferfish have a lot in common.

[emeraldwhale]

pray tell, what is the correct part of a plane to eat?

[localairport]

Theinflightmeal???

[magicalshopping]

♡ Berry Bracelet by Mafiozo Jewelry ♡

[carsthatnevermadeitetc]

Honda Acty Street L 4WD, 1985. The late first-generation Acty was offered with four-wheel drive from 1983, when a 5-speed gearbox was also added to the spec. In line with kei car rules of the period, it was powered by a 545cc two-cylinder engine. The four wheel drive system was oriented to the rear wheels with the front wheels engaging when slippage was detected. The Acty/Street was exclusive to the Honda Primo dealerships established for small and commercial vehicles. 

[milf--adjacent]

Spider in my bed

[milf--adjacent]

First gentle touch I've had since my wife left

[papayajuan2019]

two things

buenos dias

[shinynx]

Idiot boy stuck in the sink again wet