Signs' Cookie Sheets

My name is Signs and I like making spreadsheets. :)

[signscookiesheets]

The Millennial Advent update has arrived! Millennial Tree Cookie has been added to the list as a Legendary Support (Grass Element), and the new Resonant Ancient Root Toppings have been applied to Millennial Tree Cookie, Fire Spirit Cookie, Wind Archer Cookie, Stormbringer Cookie, Moonlight Cookie, Black Pearl Cookie, Frost Queen Cookie, and Sea Fairy Cookie! For anyone seeing this for the first time: I made a Google Spreadsheet with the cookies' names, types, rarity, elements, and applicable resonant toppings with the ability to filter. I created it when I was struggling to clear Beascuit space but couldn't remember cookie types/elements, and decided I needed an inventory management tool.

CRK: Types & Toppings

Feel free to save your own copy to your Drive, or use the "Create Filter View" function under Data to use (desktop). You will need to save updated versions to get new cookies. The information has been taken from looking at the game interface directly or the dev notes. Human error is likely, however, so please tell me if there are errors!

[signscookiesheets]

I don't expect I'll get a response to this but it's worth a shot... For my inventory management spreadsheet, I have a column for "Reccomended Toppings." However, it was previously pointed out (and I'm realizing via playing) that the recommended topping stats are extremel general and don't take format into account.

Do you want the "reccomended topping stats" column on the types & toppings spreadsheet?

Yes, please leave them on the sheet.

No, they clutter up the sheet.

Voting ended onDec 22, 2025

[templepriest-motherfucker]

Say it with me folks:

“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires

middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire

“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)

Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money

Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip

Constantly feeling guilty helps no one

Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.

Upper middle class is NOT rich

Black Lives Matter

Trans rights are human rights

[kelila-rivka]

My uncle was one of the top surgeons in the country. He was upper middle class definitely. When he got cancer, his insurance didn’t cover all the treatments he would need and after 5 years he drained his savings on cancer treatments (while still working most of that time) and eventually died because he couldn’t afford the expensive treatments that might have saved him.

If you are upper middle class and you get sick, it will likely bankrupt your family. It’s fucked.

[olddukeofficial]

For all of the idiots in the notes ^

[dancinbutterfly]

Honest to god - even if you make 6 figures a year? you're closer to poverty than true wealth. Check your shit and remember who your real allies and enemies are guys.

[uvradical]

A 6 figure income is a lot right? That’s say: 223,000 dollars a year Which is 112 dollars an hour. Most people would consider that upper middle class. That’s enough money to have a nice house, go on fun vacations. That’s slight more than the average doctor makes.

223,000 dollars is what Jeff Bezo makes in a minute

the well-off and the rich are not the same. 

[simonalkenmayer]

There was a wonderful study done about 15 years ago I think, that shows that people cannot accurately identify their income bracket. Most people who own a home think they are upper middle class when in fact they are closer to the poverty line. Even people living well below poverty often identify as middle class. The wealth gap is even worse now. I wonder if anyone actually knows their financial standing.

[ngkiscool]

This post is from 2020. Things did not improve.

[iviarelleblr]

It's funny this crossed my dash again today, because I just saw someone do the math, and it ain't pretty.

Part 1: My Life Is a Lie

How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America

The poverty line is being miscalculated based on what things cost in 1963. Cost burdens have shifted so much since then, that the US poverty line isn't really $31k.

It's closer to $140k.

Because of how subsidies fall off (medicare eligibility, childcare subsidies, etc.) being between those numbers can be just as hard as or harder than being on the lower end of it.

I'm saying this as someone from Canada who has had no income for ten years, but nevertheless: you should do the math for wherever you're from, if you can look up things like the local cost of childcare and whatever other metrics are relevant like government programs. You should do that, and you should think about the numbers you come up with, and where you sit in relation to them, and who you're picking on in the upper range. Or, frankly, the middle range where they really are in the same boat as you after all the costs of participation in society.

The point isn't "but they can still afford this thing I can't". The point is ALL OF US SHOULD BE POINTING OUR KNIVES AND FORKS AT THE BILLIONAIRES AND NOT EACH OTHER!

[signscookiesheets]

Oh gosh I am SO behind on updating my sheet, but the The One of Darkness updates have been made! Chess Choco Cookie has been added, and new Resonant Gambit Toppings applied to Chess Choco Cookie, Dark Cacao Cookie (Ancient & Awakened), and Mystic Flour Cookie.

The Wicked collab event cookies--Elphaba Cookie and Glinda Cookie--have also been added, and the new Resonant Verdigris Toppings applied to Elphaba Cookie, Glinda Cookie, Lemon Cookie, Cloud Haetae Cookie, and Mercurial Knight Cookie.

There are some other changes to the sheet, but I'll make a separate post to address those. Also, you can check the updates tab in the dcoument.

For anyone seeing this for the first time: I made a Google Spreadsheet with the cookies' names, types, rarity, elements, resonant toppings, and recommended best topping based on the fandom wiki with the ability to filter. I created it when I was struggling to clear Beascuit space and couldn't remember cookie types/elements.

CRK: Types & Toppings

Feel free to save your own copy to your Drive, or use the "Create Filter View" function under Data to use (desktop). You will need to save updated versions to get new cookies. The information has been taken from the fandom wiki and I'll do my best to update it in a timely manner. Please feel free to tell me if there are errors!

[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

[signscookiesheets]

Catacombs of Silence: Hope for Freedom cookies--Awakened White Lily Cookie (Dawnbringer) and Salt Cellar Cookie--have been added, along with their Resonant Bloom Toppings. These toppings may also be used on Green Tea Mousse Cookie and Silverbell Cookie. For anyone seeing this for the first time: I made a Google Spreadsheet with the cookies' names, types, rarity, elements, resonant toppings, and recommended best topping based on the fandom wiki with the ability to filter. I created it when I was struggling to clear Beascuit space and couldn't remember cookie types/elements.

CRK: Types & Toppings

Feel free to save your own copy to your Drive, or use the "Create Filter View" function under Data to use (desktop). You will need to save updated versions to get new cookies. The information has been taken from the fandom wiki and I'll do my best to update it in a timely manner. Please feel free to tell me if there are errors!

[signscookiesheets]

Catacombs of Silence cookies--Silent Salt Cookie and Charcoal Cookie--have been added, along with their Resonant Silent Toppings. The Grass element has also been added to the following cookies: Camellia, Carol, Carrot, Cherry Blossom, Cotton, Fig, Golden Osmanthus, Lilac, Matcha, Purple Yam, Red Osmanthus, Silverbell, and White Lily. For anyone seeing this for the first time: I made a Google Spreadsheet with the cookies' names, types, rarity, elements, resonant toppings, and recommended best topping based on the fandom wiki with the ability to filter. I created it when I was struggling to clear Beascuit space and couldn't remember cookie types/elements.

CRK: Types & Toppings

Feel free to save your own copy to your Drive, or use the "Create Filter View" function under Data to use (desktop). You will need to save updated versions to get new cookies. The information has been taken from the fandom wiki and I'll do my best to update it in a timely manner. Please feel free to tell me if there are errors!

[signscookiesheets]

Catacombs of Silence update note!

Just a note: While information is available via the DevSisters patch update notes regarding changes to Cookies, these changes will not reflect in the document until AFTER the update is completed. Please allow at least 12 hours for the document to be updated! There will be an announcement. Thank you for your patience. <3

[signscookiesheets]

"Is there even a Darkness Support Cookie?" I ask myself, trying to clear up Beascuit space. I have to check online. Again. And no, no there is not. But that didn't stop the game from giving me a Darkness Support Beascuit. I'm sure this has happened to you. It happened to me enough times that I got sick of constantly going back to the wiki, and decided to just make a spreadsheet with filters. Then it took 5+ hours, and I decided maybe I should share it with others so I don't feel like wasted my time.;;;

CRK: Types & Toppings

Feel free to save your own copy to your Drive, or use the "Create Filter View" function under Data to use (desktop). You will need to save updated versions to get new cookies. The information has been taken from the fandom wiki and I'll do my best to update it in a timely manner. The current sheet is updated through Premonition of Doom. Please feel free to tell me if there are errors!

If you've seen this post before, please know I've decided to make a side-blog dedicated to this, and perhaps other future spreadsheets. Follows and reblogs extra appreciated! <3