Ash Rhymes With Trash

@silencetoashes

My name is Ash and I'm a huge nerd for a ton of fandoms. I go by He / They / She but everything else is cool too! I'm a dork and my significant other is cool. [ silentstriderhill ] I'm a self proclaimed artist that doesn't post my art. I just reblog stuff I think is neat. Have a nice day! c:

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valtsv

as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -

icantdealwiththis-fuckyou-deact

It’s not called projecting it’s called Being Right About This Character

jokerlives

Sigourney Weaver’s boneless double for the “Alien” series.

catgirl-kaiju

So fucked up can’t believe they deboned her

wagamaggot

its called method acting

catlips001

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

battebitch-deactivated20200410

what was yesterday, cat?

catlips001

I’m not missing it this year.

neonstatic

[ID: Screenshot of a Youtube video titled Raccoon Birthday Party. The video is filmed with an old camera in low, grainy quality, and shows a raccoon in a powder blue party hat and a matching shirt sitting at a table. It has a paw on the flower-printed tablecloth. There appears to be a brown food in front of the raccoo, like a cake. On the right corner of the video, the video is dated, “PM: 6:04, MAY 25 1997.” END ID ]

wizardpotions

i feel like a lot of the younger group of people on the internet especially those who became online in the age of tiktok is that no one is obligated to interact with you. the best advice i could give to teens on the internet is block everything you dont want to see, unfollow over anything you like. you do not have to interact with people you do not want to.

but please remember that this goes both ways, content creators can block you over anything too. it doesnt go that deep, if someone blocks you its probably not personal. if someone tags one of my posts as a fandom i dont want to interact with i will block them and thats fine, i dont hate everyone i block and you dont have to either. creating your online experience is the key to having a good time online

you are never obligated to interact with anything

wearemercs

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staffs-secret-blog

Oh my god I got an email from staff

staffs-secret-blog

Yeah okay this is fair

alamuts-lair-of-madness

I’m truly impressed with Staff recently.

Over the years they’ve become like Zoo employees, who actually know how to handle the animals in their care

adulthoodisokay

tumblr users can have little a enrichment, as a treat

ruffboi-mags

Honestly I tend to think of it more like a group of relatively well-trained and VERY FRUSTRATED zookeepers finally getting the chance to do their jobs without obscene amounts of meddling and overriding from the person who owns the zoo.

piedude

Automattic: What’s wrong with that guy over there in the staff uniform?

Staff: That’s actually 3 capuchin monkeys in a khaki trench coat with Jeff’s missing hat.

Automattic: What are you going to do? Shoot them or something?

Staff: We’ve got it under control.

*a banana on a string lands on the ground by the corner of a nearby building*

ruffboi-mags

And it works!

taahko

working a non food service job for the first time in over two years and now i Make Appointments. and the fun thing about Make Appointments jobs is if you dont like someones vibes you can say there are no more Appointments

taahko

its like if Sorry you were rude to me so now you get no hotdog! was REAL

taahko

beetlefucker

i think people that deny others medical service should kill themselves

taahko

bro i work in a salon

beetlefucker

you… literally used a dentist office lmao

taahko

sorry for not posting a pic of my actual job in the meme i made for tumblr . com i kind of assumed people would get the gist. i do appreciate you doubling down on the suicide baiting tho it shows strength of character