Aspiring to Live

28/funtioning student 🧟‍♀️

[depsidase]

[freebasegod]

somebody laced my cigarette with unmeasurable pain and sorrow

[greelin]

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[curioscurio]

Now that he admitted he found Trumps name in the Epstein files, he's definitely gonna be a "suicide" risk. So now Elons only option is Mutually Assured Destruction by releasing the entire Epstein list and admitting he helped rig the 2024 election. if hes lucky the administration will be too busy dealing with that fallout from that to assassinate him. i think that's the only way Elon could leave this mess alive

[halles-comet]

Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

[carnadelions]

disliking your father for personality traits you have yourself but keep firmly repressed

[schifty-al]

Hey, fuck you

[beggars-opera]

Me reading the Trump/Musk breakup news this week:

[badlydrawneverything]

[thememedaddy]

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i’m so serious free the fucking nipple right now

[thememedaddy]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[racketghost]

every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).

[luxiomahariel]

we as a community need to start considering the act of speculating on a persons agab as an act of transphobia

[spoon-the-raccoon]

And intersexism, I see that a lot with Intersex people and AGAB language is already an incredibly Intersexist binary system.

[thememedaddy]

[sandmandaddy69]

[ottermatopoeia]

baja blast

[ariadneproserpina]

That dolphin pussy stuff

[thyrell]

the what

[cvberitual]

it's nothing, go back to bed

[albertsalo]

[loxias-exe]

for a while i could never find this post and straight up thought i hallucinated it