Ash the Strange

Age:33 Pronouns: He/Him, they/them is also good, Bisexual, aspiring writer, crazy fool

[pirateprincessjess]

There’s an old Scooby Doo Promo where they recreate the iconic opening scene of the original Scream movie.

At the end of the promo it’s revealed that shaggy is just prank calling Daphne, which is extra funny because Matthew Lillard played one of the killers in Scream (Stu Macher) as well as playing Shaggy in the live action Scooby Doo movies (and later voicing the character in animation)

The thing that’s absolutely wild is that this promo aired 5 years before Matthew Lillard was cast as Shaggy for the first time.

This is exactly the kind of meta humor that the Scream Franchise loved to play with, but it was a complete accident.

[bowlby4]

[ultrareginarules]

How is this worthless POS still in high office?

[silent-t0n]

Gym Jordan is probably supported because he's a POS who helps other POSs evade consequences.

[byjove]

I also think it’s cruel to have a bunch of people 70+ in our government. Sitting at the helm of American imperialism and making important decisions on how to ruin as many lives as possible is soooo stressful for aging bodies. They keep dying in office after so much corporate money and effort is spent to get them elected.

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[saywhat-politics]

The Trump crime family sued Capital One for shutting down 300 Trump bank accounts saying it’s was because of politics.

Capital One just replied, it was actually because of a money laundering review…

This should be much bigger news.

[kaylasartwork]

if it's no too invasive to ask, in the Bras comic the lines underneath the chest, are they ment to represent something? we could be missing something obvious, or this could be too personal, if so sorry for asking

I LOOOOOOVE this question! In 2000 I was born with pulmonary stenosis which in my case meant my pulmonary valve was sealed shut when I was born and needed immediate attention. The docs basically saved me at the last second, but unfortunately gave me a side effect of having a pulmonary valve that was slowly failing.

2014 I had my first open heart surgery (hence the chest scars) to replace said valve. The two lines under my chest were from the drainage tubes. These were fun cus I had them both removed while I was awake and was slowly weaned off of pain meds.

Due to it slowly failing, which was expected, I had another heart surgery in 2022 where I'm currently on my second valve. Unfortunately I'll have to sort of repeat this process ever 10ish years.

[kaylasartwork]

This is a very censored version of what my mom went thru. Love you 💕 and yes she has a tumblr @j-krepps

[kaylasartwork]

Reblogging this because I love her

[fuck-customers]

[depsidase]

[goryhorroor]

horror + state the story takes place in

[prokopetz]

"But I have to play gacha games, I'm easily bored and need a constant stream of new and updated content or I lose interest" just get into open source roguelikes like a normal person.

[prokopetz]

Like, either way the game hates you on an intrinsic structural level, but at least the second one is honest about it.

[prokopetz]

Develop weirdly vehement opinions about raw ASCII versus tilemaps. You know you want to.

[acidgirl]

never shouldve smoked that shit, now i’m on the july 17th 1995 cover of newsweek

[acidgirl]

[peduin]

Happy 30th birthday bisexuality

[fluentisonus]

Anything That Moves 1996 issue #10 cover

[whatbigotspost]

Fun fact!!! The term bicurious officially came into our lexicon in 1984, making it 42 years old now.

So we were all curious about it 11 years before we were really ready for it. Makes sense...who hasn't been there? 😝😝

[konoko]

[prokopetz]

I can never take those "maid and princess" kink scenarios as intended because every time I see one I get a vivid mental image of a scenario where owing to a series of bizarre miscommunications each is convinced they're the one taking sexual advantage of the other.

[prokopetz]

What I'm getting from the notes on this post is that for a lot of y'all your ideal kink scenario is basically an erotic Abbott and Costello bit.

[superchat]

there was a great study a few years that went into the whole "ppl online are bigger jerks than irl cuz theres a virtual wall and no repercussions" and the researchers were expecting to see that be the case but it turns out that people who were really angry or argumentative online were also found to just be assholes in person and people who were pretty patient and nice online were found to be patient and nice in real person as well

and it just debunked that whole cynical idea that people will naturally be mean if theres no punishment for it

[superchat]

source another source

the researchers found that being online didnt make people more hostile, but that being online allowed already hostile people to dominate forum conversations, and the less aggressive people were much less likely to reply or engage, ending in just the aggressive people bickering at eachother

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[catarinastone]

So, to be clear, most cis people don't actually think that gender affirming care works.

[catarinastone]

This is made evident in a lot of different ways.

One of those ways is how when cis people talk about someone's transition, they talk about it as if it happened in a day. Like, when a trans person talks about their transition, they usually say "I started transitioning in [date]". Where as the cis person will say "X transitioned in [date]".

They think transition is surgery. It's a surgery. They think trans people go under, get bottom surgery, breast implants and ffs all in one go and wake up all transitioned.

They think it's possible to change the shape of your body, but not its function. It's all superficial, just changing your appearance. You might even look like the opposite gender, but nothing meaningful actually changed. You have breasts now? That doesn't mean you can ever produce milk. And if you do something so you can? That milk would probably be harmful to a baby.

That's why you'll never be a woman.

As if we don't know that TWERFs stick to the fact that trans women don't have utureses as the ultimate undeniable proof that we are not actually women. Do you think if medical technology ever changes so that we can get uteri grown from stem cells, suddenly they'll accepted that we are now women?

[catarinastone]

And you might be thinking, if cis people don't really believe medical transition works, why are conservatives constantly talking about hormones?

They think it does something, but not that that something is equivalent to an endogenous puberty. Like, they'll interfere with your development and make you sterile. They definitely affect you in some negative ways, but they will never produce meaningful results. After all, boys and girls are genetically different.

I'm sure they think someone assigned male a birth taking estrogen is going to get larger breasts. But they don't think those breasts are the same as a cis girl's breasts. They will never look like real breasts (unless you get implants, but those are just for show) and they will never function like real breasts.

I think a few years ago most cis people would not know that HRT is a thing. It's only become common knowledge because conservatives have been fearmongering about giving hormones to minors.

Even now, most of them probably don't know that hormones are something our bodies produce naturally. That's why they'll call HRT drugs.

[liberalsarecool]

The answers are staring us in the face.

Corporations who refuse to pay their employees should have consequences. It's that easy.