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Take a shot every time Eurovision gives you gender envy
I only watch Eurovision for the camp and the crazy
If I have to explain to one more person that the sunflower lanyard is for hidden disabilities not mask exemption I will scream into the abyss
I work in a shop and I haven’t worn a mask since I started in august because I’m autistic and I can’t wear it for an eight hour shift. However my manager told me I had to so I did for an hour before having a meltdown and then my supervisor gave me cake and said sod the manager it’s okay.
Apparently my manager didn’t read my employee file and just thought I was wearing the sunflower lanyard to get out of wearing a mask.
Fuck the people who do wear it because they wanted an easy out you make it hard for us that can’t physically wear one.
(He also said that because I wear a mask when I come into the shop to do my shopping that I was faking at work like dude doing a shopping trip is 10/15 minutes sod him)
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My sister just asked “what’s tumblr?”
Oh to be blissfully unaware
I want to fumigate my eyes every time I see Boris Johnson
Bojo is a cunt. Like I am seething watching his stupid briefing. I didn’t give up 16 months of my life for him to be an entitlied narsassistic bastard.
when i was a kid i was completely obsessed and enamored with the word art in microsoft word and when they got rid of it i was genuinely crushed. literally does not get any better than this i miss you so much babe
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Mine’s bottom row 2 from the right
if you’re looking for:
main character syndrome who’s just here to cause problems, try grian
good times, try scar
an elder god of minecraft who has mastered everything and is just here for chaos, try etho
beautifully detailed builds and interiors made by the most feral little man, try bdoubleo100
someone with multiple brain cells, try pearlescentmoon and geminitay
someone with one (1) brain cell, try mumbo jumbo or iskall85
actual vanilla survival minecraft, try xisumavoid or impulseSV
the most unhinged redstone player you’ve ever seen, try tangotek or zedaph
Swans were terrorising our village and animal control were called to catch a couple who were refusing to get off some woman’s roof. But just look at the straight jacket they put it in!
My friends the dangerous part of the swan is still out in the open please think this through
As a they there is nothing quite as affirming as being mistaken as a sir on stream
I decided to create something that I wish I had when I first got diagnosed with autism - so here’s my comic for ASDComicTakeover! You can find out more about the project here!
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i will take a hammer and fix the canon
nailed it
me, watching a mobile game ad: you fool. you shit idiot. i would never let the goldfish fall into molten lava.
With all the talk about telling people to start planting and growing crops to feed themselves and their communities during this time of crisis, I’m surprised I haven’t seen much about HOW MUCH to plant to feed people. Here’s a good article to serve as a jumping-off point, to give people an idea of when to plant and how much to plant to keep people fed. Keep in mind that unless you live on a fairly sizeable plot of land that has ideal growing conditions, you probably won’t be able to completely feed a family of four, at least with traditional gardening methods. However, you can still heavily supplement your diet with homegrown food if you plot your garden carefully.
It's time to plan the vegetable garden, but how much should you plant per person to feed your family?
Some things you can do to save space include growing plants in stackable towers rather than flat rows. Not everything can grow this way, but growing herbs or even strawberries or some kinds of tomatoes in them can save a lot of space. Bonus points if you can get some vertical vining plants like beans or tomatoes to grow up the sides of them to maximize the space used.
Hanging planters can also be used for things like tomatoes, herbs, some berries, etc. The people who grew up watching TV in the 2000s may remember ads for the topsy-turvy tomato planter. I can’t vouch for the effectiveness of them, but it may be good inspiration for creative DIY hanging planters.
Many people don’t seem to know this (to be fair, it’s not very intuitive), but small melons and gourds can be grown vertically on a trellis. You will need pantyhose or something else that can act like a sling for when the fruit gets large enough, and you’ll also want to make sure the trellis is very sturdy. Here is an example of a watermelon growing on a trellis, with squash growing in the background:
Other good options that require a bit more DIY are hydroponics towers and walls. It’s basically just a series of pipes with holes for plants to grow out of. The only downside is they will require very regular fertilization and supplementation with other micronutrients that are essential for plant growth, because the plants are typically grown in either a non-nutritious medium like coconut coir or nothing at all.
Planter walls are the next step down, basically just building shelves with pots in them to fill with soil. Put these on a wall that gets good morning sun and some afternoon sunlight for best results. These and hydroponics both also have the advantage of being able to hook up to your gutters so that rainwater will go towards watering your plants rather than just being wasted.
If you want to get really fancy, aquaponics is the next step up. With aquaponics, you create a system that circulates water between plants and a tank full of fish. The fish waste provides fertilizer for the plants, and the plants help filter out the waste so the water stays cleaner. I’ve heard they’re a bit tricky to establish, but once you find the right balance, all you’ll need to do is feed the fish. This has the added bonus of providing a source of fish for people who can’t eat things like nuts and legumes but need protein. Here is a link to an article explaining what aquaponics is, how it works, and how it differs from hydroponics.
WHAT IS AQUAPONICS? What is Aquaponics? Many definitions of aquaponics recognize the ‘ponics’ part of this word for hydroponics which is gro
I also want to add that if you don’t have the space or ability to maintain a large garden, there are other options. Find or create a group with access to enough food to supplement or completely fulfill your diet, and offer another service. If you have space for a vermicompost bin or tower, that can still help contribute to the garden. Learning other skills like soap making, cooking, sewing/knitting/crocheting, electrical skills like wiring and soldering, welding, woodworking/carpentry, etc. means you will still have valuable skills to contribute towards the group, and this will set up the basis for a larger mutual aid network within your community.
Unless you have a huge amount of land, resources, a shitload of free time and a lot of gardening skills, trying to live completely off your own garden within a year is a ridiculous idea.
Most of us can’t do it ever even if we use all our space perfectly. Some of us can do it after years of building those skills, and we might still have bad years. And in the end, what does it get us? Self-reliance is a right-wing preppers dream but it isn’t what we should be aiming for.
If we’re thinking about collective survival and we’re looking at food as part of that survival, there’s two things that work:
Start a community garden. Bring together the resources, time and skills by getting together in a big group.
Or learn to grow a few crops really well and share them with all your friends.
The last one is what I’m going for and it works great. You can chose a few crops that are perfect for your soil, shade/sun conditions, skill level, amount of time, etc. Perfect those crops so you’ll have a huge harvest, and share share share. With a couple of friends doing the same, it’s much easier to get to a point where you’re no longer relying on stores for your fruit and veg.
If you have permanent long term space but limited time? Fruit trees and berry bushes.
If you have a lot of nice soil and can do physically exhausting work? Potatoes, pumpkins, zucchini.
If you have a green house? SOOOO many tomatoes. Fruits that require warmth. etc.
Are you a gardening nerd with time and an interest in learning complicated plants? Take on the challenges like broccoli, cauliflower and depending on your needs, location and options, maybe cannabis? Or build a permaculture garden if that’s your thing.
If you have a balcony or window sill or prefer to do light work in high mobile planters due to limited space or mobility? Leafy greens, herbs, radishes, carrots, maybe a small tomato plant.
Together, we have complementary needs and abilities.
I have moved flat every year due to uni and I have 3 plant pots I bring with me. First one is a little cactus (not important to this post but cute)
Second is an outdoor lavender plant that I harvest the flowers to make lavender sugar and scents.
And the third I grew carrots in one year but then planted salad that grows back each year. It lives on my windowsill and I get salad for 2-3 months a year.