frivolous fluctuations.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A single piece of corn is technically a unicorn.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me *bursting into schrödinger’s lab*: WHERE’S THE CAT schrödinger: sir there is no actual cat!! , its a theoretical rebuttal to the copenhagen interpretation of quantu- me *grabbing him by the throat*: I WANT TO PET THE KITTY

[unshrink]

me comforting a friend:

[thegroceries]

When your post gets 6 notes

[hello2246164345-deact]

sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(:

[tinychatter-deactivated20131129]

sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(:

[hello2246164345-deact]

if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare

[silentlyechoing]

me: *spots a wasp*

me: i am calm, cool and collected. i will not run. i will not yell.

wasp: *comes closers*

me: i am cALM, c-cOOL AND COLLECTED- I AM RUNNINGn I AM YELLING

[kant-deactivated20190908]

I like the way people stare at babies on the train bc once they make eye contact they start making funny faces and stuff and then the mother exchanges a glance and a smile with the stranger that’s my favorite thing

[humoristics]

This guy has a holster for his tobasco

[intensional]

[justbadpuns]

It takes guts to make a sausage

[bloomflowersbloom]

[awkwardsonicphotos]

[arizonarobbinsgf-deactivated201]

professor: what did u do this summer

me: Realize Things

[redditfront]

Just let them go… - via http://ift.tt/29tJCn8

[fyp-psychology]

With everything that has happened to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything is either an opportunity to grow or an obstacle to keep you from growing. You get to choose.

Wayne Dyer (via fyp-psychology)

[silentlyechoing]

[prokopetz]

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

[prokopetz]

I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.

[amordelfriki]

I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”

[stay-queer]

Fuck.

[hellokristenx]

this is still my favorite post ever