The pencils, they’re blue

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[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[emwheezie]

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[stuckinapril]

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

[stuckinapril]

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

[mintedwitcher]

read this and remember it. read this and remember that she is going to use the profits of her fucking ego-stroking reboot to decimate trans rights. read this and remember that every time you pay into her IP, you are emboldening her to hurt us more.

our lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

[deadpoets]

GILMORE GIRLS 03.20 | Say Goodnight, Gracie

[artndetails]

pink moon.

[fair-itself]

I feel like this is the kind of thing you only reblog if you have an aesthetic blog, which I do not, but goddammit I just love it when the moon lines up with stuff

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

dandelion sun~

[revscarecrow]

[ceruleanfuckup]

[bedupolker]

Support your local park rangers

[homosozialismus]

[victusinveritas]

[frostplays]

CHAT THEY DISCOVERED A NEW COAT TYPE IN CATS

IT'S CALLED "SALMIAK" OR "SALTY LICORICE" AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS

[fwizard]

oh... cookies AND cream...

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

i cant get over the king charles portrait. they made that thing to age in his place. that painting hangs in the house of a too-friendly family you find in the post apocalyptic wasteland who inexplicably has a ready supply of fresh meat. if mario jumped into that painting he wouldn't find a charming platformer he would be flayed and hanged like a medieval criminal by an unseeable force in a droning red void. that painting is a color blindness test for people who work in IT but believe in the divine right of kings. that painting is going to weep the sequel to blood. after he dies charles is gonna crawl outta that thing like sadako.

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

this painting is what ultrakill speedrunners see when they close their eyes. if you showed this to the romans who flogged jesus theyd think this painting is excessive. this painting is the blood cavern from space funeral. it's the color out of space.

[bunjywunjy]

jegus tapdancing christ it is actually that bad

[bluepencils]

hospital floor, colour theory, etc, etc,

[bluepencils]

Started reading a book. Wish me luck.

[silima]

funky little guys

[wackom]

Bothering the beast

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[vampiredoriangray]

do you boop your paw at us, sir?

[vampiredoriangray]

i do boop my paw, sir

[vampiredoriangray]

do you boop your paw at us, sir?

[vampiredoriangray]

is the law of our side if i say aye?

[vampiredoriangray]

no.

[delphinidin4]

No, sir, I do not boop my paw at you sir; but I boop my paw, sir.

[thewizardsarcasm]

Do you quarrel, sir?

[thewizardsarcasm]

Quarrel, sir? No, sir.

[thewizardsarcasm]

If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a cat as you.

[thewizardsarcasm]

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