because survival is insufficient

ironborn, nightsister, child of the atom 27 / kentuckian

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[uhhh-nunyabidniz-heaux]

I have a few questions….

[lady-ofthe-bayou]

I ain’t never seen something so disrespectful.

[theclockworkjudas]

Those shrimps aren't devein'd.

Broccoli?

MUSHROOMS???

I am whiter than Wonderbread and I would refuse to eat that travesty.

[gwynndolynnequincy-deactivated2]

???? This is how seafood boils are Kentucky?? Not just amongst white Kentuckians, this is genuinely how every one I’ve ever been to has done it. 

Also, sorry to be the white guy (TM) but food like that don’t need no spices, ain’t but like 4 good spices anyway and non of them go with corn or broccoli. 

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@silkm4chine

Come get your people

[silkm4chine]

@spaceshipsandpurpledrank why is dude acting like seafood boils in kentucky are a thing? they’re not a thing?

i’ll stick to claiming *seasoned* bbq, mac n cheese, and cornbread thanks

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

THE DISRESPECT

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@silkm4chine

[silkm4chine]

holy shit 🤣

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

I just... EVERY SINGLE TIME

[rylandsgrace]

[bisexualmagnum]

[discardingimages]

long-eared bat

Psalter, England c. 1360-1400

Bodleian Library, Exeter College MS 47, fol. 21v

[discardingimages]

saints

Hours of Louis de Laval, France ca. 1480

BnF, Latin 920, fol. 180r

[figdays]

Porcelain Hermit Crab Pendant // ingredientsforlovely

[youfuckinburnout]

[peashooter85]

Chinese smokey quartz sunglasses, 12th century.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

if I was chilling in the 12th century and I saw someone wearing these I would immediately go into catatonic shock at how cool they looked

[seeitwantit]

[glumshoe]

what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes

[nowlander]

Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists' exhibitions.

We are always begging for people to attend, there actually is the "hack" to invite your whole family but tell them to pretend they don't know you. People with money are more willing to buy your work if they think many people likes it, so your mere presence eating our cheese and canapes will be a great helps. Please bring whoever you want too.

[glumshoe]

Don’t mind if I do!

I will dress like an eccentric weirdo if that helps.

[pi-la]

[coolinnboolin]

[ppinkaesthetic]

[incorrectx-menquotes]

Storm: well, you made a lot of people around this school very nervous.

Gambit: Yeah? Dats because they’re a bunch of bitch-ass white boys.

Storm: I hate to break this to you, but you are also a “bitch-ass white boy”.

[mattelektras]

it’s like the guy looks for any excuse to take his shirt off.