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weirdmarsupial

This is very important and you all need to see it right now

teaboot

SHIMP

bedupolker

Bagged lunch

hometoursandotherstuff

Legolas and Gimli, Lord of the Rings

Artist: Dagmar Jung, 2003

worldofultimategaming

The World of Ultimate Gaming

cranberry-branflakes

[(((((((((((((((((((]

tube of pringles

teaboot

Does anyone remember that one artist who did humanized art of all the Madagascar movie animals and made one of the penguins just inconceivably hot for some reason? Are they out there? Do they know what they’ve done

teaboot

I am absolutely NOT going to say which one, are you insane

whatever comes to mind for you when I say “the sexiest penguin” is your own mortal cross to bear

pitchblack-icee

You mean this shit right here???

teaboot

Once again I do not bear the responsibility of your go-to choice of sexy penguin

foxes-in-love

em-orald

*takes a long drag of my bisexual cigar*: I like my women how I like my men. Tall, dark, and handsome.

em-orald

*takes another long drag and starts coughing uncontrollably*: I like my — my women how I *cough* men, like my *wheeze* they have *cough cough* big cock

em-orald

*I move to take another drag of my cigar but I collapse dead on the floor*

dinosaureleanor

If I use “lol”, “lmao”, “:3” or any other emoticon type thing in conversation plz know I am not intentionally overusing them it is an instinctive response to signal trust and passivity much like a puppy rolling over to show its tummy.

It also means you’re legally required to give me pets. Do it. Now. I dare you. Nerd. :3