Late night shit
Me and des: country music is just farm emo. Jules: what? Im just gonna get a lyft. Im gonna go. I cant believe you just made me hear that with my own ears.

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Late night shit
Me and des: country music is just farm emo. Jules: what? Im just gonna get a lyft. Im gonna go. I cant believe you just made me hear that with my own ears.
Anders: Trust your favorite apostate.~
Fenris: PFT!!! NOW THAT YOU SAY THAT, NO TRUST IS GIVEN MAGE!!
Hawke: .....
Anders: says you, wolf boy
Hawke: boys.....
Fenris:
>>....
Anders:
>>
Fenris: fade fucker.....
Anders: Wow rude...Can u not?
Lol
Des: i guess that was kinda racist
me: huh?
Des: to assume my quilava liked spicy food.....
ha. Bird puns with nightwing and robin
my inner dick grayson keeps making bird puns at des' inner Damian wayne and omg.
Des: -throws a pen at me-
Me: Damain is not emused. but toucan play at this game.
des: -glares-
me: -holds hands up- well this is hawkward. damian attempted a murder.
Des: naw, the crows attempted a murder in mar's front yard.
Me: HA! YES! i knew i loved you damian. A chirp off the old block
Des: -pulls out a knife-
Me: no!!! hes gonna clip my wings!
Marian on skype: clip your nightwing?
Me: yes! -cries- owl by mysellllllffffff
Me: -laughs- haaaaa i quack myself up.
I made this. its layers of vanilla pudding, whipped cream, pound cake, strawberries and bananas. I then sent a picture to my coven. I have made a grave mistake…
Marian: AHHHHH
I NEED IT
Me: vanilla pudding, whipped cream, pound cake, strawberries and bananas.
Marian: im gunna cry
i need it
Me: im sorry love.
it was either that or banana bread, but this was quicker and didnt involve the oven.
Loki/: Mmmmmmm -winter grabby hands-
Me: Then come over, hoe
Marian: Daj  (Loki) pick me up plz
Me: I’ll buy the stuff again and make it next time you’re in town ok? Just remind me
Marian: i’ll suck your dick daj i don’t even care i need me some of that.
Des: …I would be the one driving….
Marian: I’ll suck your dick too
Loki : XD
Des: ….maybe tomorrow?
Me: omf guys…
Des: Ud have to stay over tho
Me: its probably not that good…
Marian: DON’T LIE TO ME
Me: o.o?
Loki: IT HAS STRAWBERRY
Marian: EXACTLY
Loki: OF COURSE ITS GOOD
Me: also its for my fam! If you guys get any, its ganna be a small bit
Loki: Das cool
DONT GIVE US FOOD PORN
Marian: its crule
Loki: Then you get reactions like this
Me: o.o i can always make more yo…
Note to self! DO NOT SHOW FOOD PORN TO YOUR COVEN!!!
Goofy conversation with me and my friends
My inner Fenris is not amused
[11:43:40 PM] <Anders> -noms on fenris- [11:44:18 PM] <Fenris> none of that, mage [11:45:51 PM] <Anders> but but...-hands him a cookie- [11:46:06 PM] <Anders> is oatmeat raison [11:46:18 PM] <Anders> raisan?...Idk how to spell [11:46:31 PM] <Anders> pfff the mage cant /spell/ XD [11:49:11 PM] <Fenris> -.-
Me: i just tried to type snap and accidentally put a e at the end
Kayden: Snap-eeeee....WAIT SNAPE oh, now im sad
during a DnD game
One of our players is a naga monster and he got shrunk from 6ft to 3tf and in responce he yells “IM GONNA BITE HIS DICK OFF”
while playing minecraft
omf zack was looking at an enderman and hes all "im lookin at youuuuu im looking at youuuuuu whatchu gonna dooo? -gets killed- ow..."
omf
Zim: oh god why do i taste beans? am i /that/ mexican?
des: yes, you are /that mexican
zim: i hope i dont taste like beans
So kayden just spent his time spraying a mattress with Lysol, but it was pledge this while time
My inner slick had to put in his 2 sense with one of the newer updates
So, kayden has a boyfriend named Zack and Zack is a dragon man.
Des: im kinda scared of him Kayden: its momma dragon you need to be afraid of, not baby dragon Zack from another room: shut the fuck up!
Des while shes tipsy. and in the bathroom
Des: im dizzy...pooping, but dizzy
Me: -walks away face palming-
Sean: split screen suuuuucks Hayner: if i had a second copy of the game, you could use the other tv as well Sean: i...dont see another 360 Hayner: oh! Yeaa...um...kinda need that before another copy lol