Things my friends say

Just a bunch of funny shit my friends and I say. :3

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Late night shit

Me and des: country music is just farm emo. Jules: what? Im just gonna get a lyft. Im gonna go. I cant believe you just made me hear that with my own ears.

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Anders: Trust your favorite apostate.~

Fenris: PFT!!! NOW THAT YOU SAY THAT, NO TRUST IS GIVEN MAGE!!

Hawke: .....

Anders: says you, wolf boy

Hawke: boys.....

Fenris:

>>....

Anders:

>>

Fenris: fade fucker.....

Anders: Wow rude...Can u not?

Lol

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Des: i guess that was kinda racist

me: huh?

Des: to assume my quilava liked spicy food.....

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ha. Bird puns with nightwing and robin

my inner dick grayson keeps making bird puns at des' inner Damian wayne and omg.

Des: -throws a pen at me-

Me: Damain is not emused. but toucan play at this game.

des: -glares-

me: -holds hands up- well this is hawkward. damian attempted a murder.

Des: naw, the crows attempted a murder in mar's front yard.

Me: HA! YES! i knew i loved you damian. A chirp off the old block

Des: -pulls out a knife-

Me: no!!! hes gonna clip my wings!

Marian on skype: clip your nightwing?

Me: yes! -cries- owl by mysellllllffffff

Me: -laughs- haaaaa i quack myself up.

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I made this. its layers of vanilla pudding, whipped cream, pound cake, strawberries and bananas. I then sent a picture to my coven. I have made a grave mistake…

Marian: AHHHHH

I NEED IT

Me: vanilla pudding, whipped cream, pound cake, strawberries and bananas.

Marian: im gunna cry

i need it

Me: im sorry love.

it was either that or banana bread, but this was quicker and didnt involve the oven.

Loki/: Mmmmmmm -winter grabby hands-

Me: Then come over, hoe

Marian: Daj  (Loki) pick me up plz

Me: I’ll buy the stuff again and make it next time you’re in town ok? Just remind me

Marian: i’ll suck your dick daj i don’t even care i need me some of that.

Des: …I would be the one driving….

Marian: I’ll suck your dick too

Loki : XD

Des: ….maybe tomorrow?

Me: omf guys…

Des: Ud have to stay over tho

Me: its probably not that good…

Marian: DON’T LIE TO ME

Me: o.o?

Loki: IT HAS STRAWBERRY

Marian: EXACTLY

Loki: OF COURSE ITS GOOD

Me: also its for my fam! If you guys get any, its ganna be a small bit

Loki: Das cool

DONT GIVE US FOOD PORN

Marian: its crule

Loki: Then you get reactions like this

Me: o.o i can always make more yo…

Note to self! DO NOT SHOW FOOD PORN TO YOUR COVEN!!!

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Goofy conversation with me and my friends

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My inner Fenris is not amused

[11:43:40 PM] <Anders> -noms on fenris- [11:44:18 PM] <Fenris> none of that, mage [11:45:51 PM] <Anders> but but...-hands him a cookie- [11:46:06 PM] <Anders> is oatmeat raison [11:46:18 PM] <Anders> raisan?...Idk how to spell [11:46:31 PM] <Anders> pfff the mage cant /spell/ XD [11:49:11 PM] <Fenris> -.-

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Me: i just tried to type snap and accidentally put a e at the end

Kayden: Snap-eeeee....WAIT SNAPE oh, now im sad

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during a DnD game

One of our players is a naga monster and he got shrunk from 6ft to 3tf and in responce he yells “IM GONNA BITE HIS DICK OFF”

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while playing minecraft

omf zack was looking at an enderman and hes all "im lookin at youuuuu im looking at youuuuuu whatchu gonna dooo? -gets killed- ow..."

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omf

Zim: oh god why do i taste beans? am i /that/ mexican?

des: yes, you are /that mexican

zim: i hope i dont taste like beans

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So kayden just spent his time spraying a mattress with Lysol, but it was pledge this while time

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My inner slick had to put in his 2 sense with one of the newer updates

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So, kayden has a boyfriend named Zack and Zack is a dragon man.

Des: im kinda scared of him Kayden: its momma dragon you need to be afraid of, not baby dragon Zack from another room: shut the fuck up!

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Des while shes tipsy. and in the bathroom

Des: im dizzy...pooping, but dizzy

Me: -walks away face palming-

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Sean: split screen suuuuucks Hayner: if i had a second copy of the game, you could use the other tv as well Sean: i...dont see another 360 Hayner: oh! Yeaa...um...kinda need that before another copy lol