Dingle

A blog for the things that I like and not the things that I don't like. Also sometimes doodles when I get around to them. (sorry its a bit slow atm because of work and the like) 

[fruitsoftheape100]

Cover Me In Corn-Silk And Shrink Me Why Dont You

[nerdcheetah]

[loveamongthesailors]

Part of my brain that makes me not do socially inappropriate things: don’t walk across the break room like David Byrne in the music video for once in a lifetime

My body and soul:

[trauma-rat]

Life is one big yeehaw and then you die

[hella-radd]

*me seeing any body of water larger than a puddle*

sharks in ther.

[paper-mario-wiki]

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You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

[everydaylouie]

🦇 vampire science w/ griffin 🦇

[joegran]

dog of song

[ampersandra]

me, doing my animal crossing rounds & talking to all my campers:

[audiospawn]

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Original Meme/Shitpost by spooky-grimwhoire

[royallyjinxed]

this is the funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[brucejenner]

what the fuck

[babyanimalgifs]

wait for a surprise

[cungadero]

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

[teathattast]

[ladygrit]

i dont watch b99 but

[writing-prompt-s]

Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.

[charlesoberonn]

“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.

“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.

[fierceawakening]

Assigned Tax Dodger At Birth

[bllanchettcate]

Vladislav used to be extremely powerful.

[dudeman147-deactivated20200329]