[uulta-deactivated20181225]

what .

[trapcard]

Daniel is a he/him lesbian we love that

[lizardsister]

he’s a cartoon character. he is a little girl. he is a friend. he’s my homeboy. my rotten soldier. my sweet cheese. my good time boy

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

no revenge because I forgot what you did #memoryloss

[which-ocs]

Which OC has this hat?

[killerqueenofficial]

Fidel Castro

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[lastoneout]

Fun how the bystander effect was coined to cover up how cops are bigoted cowards who let a queer person die and Stockholm syndrome was also coined to cover that the cops handled a hostage situation so badly the hostages trusted their captors more than the cops.

[urie]

you have to assume that everything i say on here is a joke unless it isnt and if youre not sure you can always ask. and i'll probably lie

[whyamistillawake]

everything is so big. but also small #nuance

[toskarin]

wait they're actually calling it the Nintendo Sputch??

[toskarin]

I thought you were all shitposting

[dualboot-dollbot]

they haven't announced anything. stop blindly trusting leaks like this

[toskarin]

are we watching the same show

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[balaclava-trismegistus]

You have to pee in the shower to get into heaven

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Every time.

[the-big-mood]

Scientists at Cortical Labs have successfully trained a cluster of approximately 200,000 living human neurons, grown on a microelectrode array chip, to play the classic 3D video game DOOM.

[villainessbian]

ah sweet man-made gamers beneath my comprehension

[virtualgirladvance]

we made a brain from scratch, put it in a simulation of hell and gave it a gun

[ozempicofficial]

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[hungwy]

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

[fox-sama97]

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

[hungwy]

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.