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[depsidase]

[emocatart]

1 like = 1 injection

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[aropride]

going into ur fav character's tag when ur fav character is a black man simulator

[kknyght]

"are you a man or a woman ?" i'm a knight on a quest hope that helps

[pangur-and-grim]

two “cats” interacting

[fausphorus]

Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.

[chuukiyouwu]

Happy birthday to my precious one 🥞 0602

[purple-toffee]

"There's another me, silenty bearing all the world's accidents and misfortunes on my behalf"

[hillergoodspeed]

october 19th 2027 will contain an entire month within itself called "freakvember"

[two-40-foot-slabs]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”

[cloacatak]

This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:

[pillarofawesome]

I think there's a manga out there that's the other way around.

A timid office lady gets a temporary expat job as an accountant for a group of American defense contractors, and absorbs English via osmosis.

Then when she comes back and needs to act as a translator for a business meeting, she walks in all like "A'ight, what the fuck's up?"

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

Manga name please

[edgar-allan-possum]

The manga is called Hinamatsuri, and they're misremembering it a little. The character is actually a schoolgirl who works as a bartender (long story) and she is sent to America to learn English, but accidentally ends up at a boot camp instead of the school she was going to attend. Her grasp of the English language after this is... Interesting.

She's also an expert at handling guns

[dogpuppy]

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[sailatina3]

[komainucomplex]

this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not

[stargoyle]

Big announcement:

Fucking petting hims

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[beardedmrbean]

they used to let kids have real fun

[afriendofblahaj]

There's an xkcd for that :3

Side note: polonium-210 is a very dangerous isotope, however it "does not pose a radiation hazard when kept outside the body", as the alpha particle it emits have very little penetration power and cannot pierce even the outer layers of dead skin. It has still killed countless people, though, not because of children's rings, but because of tobacco. Polonium latches onto and concentrates in tobacco leaves, leading to heavy smokers being exposed to more radiation than survivors of the Chernobyl disaster.

It's always wild to me seeing comments about different toxins like this on information about random things in the past, but it's never discussed when it comes to cigarettes.