"The silly Potheads"

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After Cat hung up on a call from Peter ...

Catherine: “You were already there, Nimura! How was it like?! Will they handle it?” 

Nimura: “You mean the construction side?”

Catherine: “Benjamin can’t even do his job in the supermarket! THE SUPERMARKET!!!??? And Peter?! They will die with this sort of work!!!”

Nimura: “But didn’t they apply just for planning and designing the attractions? Don’t you think your maternal instincts go through with you? What should happen to them, sitting behind some desks and scribbling funhouses?”

Catherine: “Estas loco!? Those two haven’t even a graduation! How would you think they would be hired as architects?! And more important, they would NEVER JUST SIT behind some desks?!?!?!?!”

Nimura: “Oh ..... so they working with heavy gear .... like .... working?” *gulp*

Cat: “EXACTLY!!!!🤯 😱”

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Peter: “I’ll give you that slice of cake when you let me read it now!” *negotiates stubborn*

Benjamin: “There’s more of it in the cantina ….” *mumbles absorbed in his new manga*

Peter: “Leeee~t me reeeee~ad now, Benjiiii~!” *whines sulking*

Benjamin: *ignores him and read*

Catherine: *rolls anoyed her eyes*

Abuela Álvarez: *distinctly clears her throat* “Don’t act older then I already am, princesa! Now take them out to catch some caramelos so i can take my nap!”

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Kiddo’s: “Nooo~na! Nooooo~na!! Look at us! Loooooooo~k!”

Abuela Álvarez: “Mis pequeños tesoros …..”

HAPPY HALLOWEEEEEEEE~N DONUTS!

Never forget! Always use the cheap toilet papers’! They’ll stick better 😎

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Peter: *innocently taking a seat next to Benjamin* “Already found Morpheus, Cotton?”

Benjamin: “You wont download your damn hentai on this computer, fucktart!” *mumbles*

Peter: *making it himself cozy*

Benjamin: “Can i do something for you Pete?” *growls*

Peter: “Put on some schoolgirl-animes!” *grin*

Benjamin: *chuckles desperate with twitching eyebrows* “ .... go away ....”

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enchantedunicornhideout schrieb an sillypotheads:                                               50 oddly for my favorite Benjamin! :D May I have number 6, 7, 13, 21, 36, 41 and 49 XD XD XD XD 49 is the most important one, just so you know XD XD XD

-thank you for askin’ x3           

What is a deal-breaker when it comes to dating someone?

Ha! Date .... xD *slaps his thigh* The closest thing to a date was when a guy took me to a fast food restaurant before we went to the hotel! *laugh* ..... but you can say i wouldn’t date snobs! Stupid arrogant motherfucker that thinkin’ that they’re better then others because their parents got the ability to shit money after they ate their expensive golden kaviar eggs served to a platin diamond mousse!- *takes a deep breath to continue* - and therefore can do and get what ever they want and treat people that doesn’t live in a highty mighty damn villa, like stupid little monkeys that just waiting to get an friggin order - *again out of breath* *pant* ..... to please the upper class and their totally ridiculous pseudo needs! *pant* ... don’t not like them, i friggin hate them! BLUÄH!!!! *choke and spits disgusted*

What was the most embarrassing moment in your life?

AHAHAHAHA!!!! *nervous laugh* When you live together with ‘a Peter’ you loose pretty fast the sense of embarrassment ..... i should make a rating ..... *gets furious while he recollects’ diverse moments Peter literally pushed him into shit*

What is your favourite candy?

CARROT CAKE MUFFINS! The ones Mrs Pascalli does! Duuuuuuu~de!

*cough* .... they somehow tend to jump off the display .... sad thing  we have to dispose them after that ..... *grin*

When did you learn about sex?

*contracts his brows* ..... early .... *smiles bitter*

What simple task are you surprisingly bad at?

....... cooking noodles .... i don’t know ...... i really don’t know .... please ..... i don’t know ..... *desperately claps his hands over his head together, goes down on his knees and yells towards the sky* I CAN’T COOK! I’LL STARVE! LEAVE ME ALONEEEEE~!!!!

What is your favorite holiday?

I really trip on halloween! I just love it! At what other time can you run around like a completely crazy psycho and get some sweetz for it?

How long is your penis?

*blush* ...... oooooooo~kay! *cough* Ähm .... the last time Peter and i measured it was about .... 6,7 inch sooooo ...... *turns around to look in his shorts and mumbles back over his shoulder while he tries to appraise the lenght* .... doesn’t look like he’s shrinked!!! *smirks wide*

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Random Fun Fact’s - Benjamin, Misaki Ryan

- ‘usually only really awakes when it gets evening, which isn’t that big of a deal since he finds a lot of opportunities to take his power-naps during his worktime xD

- think’s, that as long you don’t break anything, entering a building illegally isn’t trespassing ....

- looking mostly for places that are hard to reach even if he has to climb over trees and roofs to get there

- yes, often gets injured by those attempts because he is clumpsy as fuck, what he denies vehemently (=.=)

- finds dark eerie places the cosiest

- really loves to spend the warm summer nights out alone

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.... this picture splits minds here ....XD

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Nimura: “............”

Benjamin: “............”

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Benjamin:  *tries to tell Nimura some spooky storys* "- and until recently, small children were sacrificed here!”

Nimura: *can’t believe how one person can tell so much silly nonsense* “You are the worst touristguide i’ve ever met ....!” *sighs exhausted*

Benjamin: “What do ya’ think this skulls are from, huh?” *stubbornly sticks to his story*

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Benjamin: “Don’t you think about taking some of the food, don’t ya’?” *chuckles*

Nimura: *sighs anoyed-* “I’m foreign ….”  *-while he roll his eyes* “…. but no numbskull ….”

Benjamin: “Numbskull?!” *questions pettishly, believes he has interrogated himself* *actually did take some of the food when he was a child*

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Peter: *stands behind the camera* “Say cheeeeeee~seeeeeeeey!”

Benjamin: *poser-mode-activated* 😎

Nimura: *doesn’t really know how to pose at all*

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Benjamin: * looks at him, confused* “Well ..... Detective Nimura?!” *don’t know how to react*

Peter: *getting all excited* “Uuuuuhhhhh~!” *would love to watch Benjamin get laid*

Nimura: *murmurs* “Yes, coffeeboy?”

Benjamin: “ Ehhhmmm .....”

Peter: “C’mon, muffin! Don’t make such a fuss!” *saying briskly, doesn’t want to wait any longer*

Nimura: “ ....yeah ‘muffin’...-” *whispers*

Peter: *leaning back as he notice that Nimura pushes Benjamin further against the registercounter*

Nimura: “- .... don’t make such a .... fuss ....”

Peter: *has to grin broadly when he watches them like that *

Benjamin: *is still pretty much overrun by the whole situation, which sets pretty quickly, as Nimura begins to explore his mouth with his tongue*

Nimura: *begins to suck on Benjamin's lips*

Nimura: *begins to pull down Benjamins’ pants*

Peter: * watches the two of them very closely*

Peter: “Mhmm!” *he hums pleased of what he’s seeing here*

Nimura: * breathing hard and halting but makes no further sound*

Benjamin: *notice his silence*

Benjamin: “Not good ...-” *asks teasingly as he intensifies the pressure of his hand*  “-... or too good?” *smirk*

Nimura: *gasps* “ ........”

Peter: *moves closer to Benjamin with a wide smirk on his face*

 Peter: “Heeee~y there,-”

Peter: “- mind to share?”

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Benjamin: *let go of Peter and turns embaressed around as he recognizes the voice* “N… Nimura, right?” *stambles*

Peter: *takes a deep, relieved breath* “ I was sure he’s gonna kill me this time …..!” *gasps*

Nimura: “ I don’t want to bother you two much but could I get a coffee?" *strangely calm* 

Benjamin: “Y….yeah ….-” 

“- of course!” *could sink into the ground out of embarrassment* 

Peter: *jumpz behind him and plays with Benjamins’ ear*  “Who’s that, Benji?” *curious*

Benjamin: *gets those twitching brows again* *tries to speak as calm as he can-* “Fuck ……. off ….. Pete …..!” *-which sounds more like a very anoyed, suppressed hissing*

Nimura: “You must be Peter, right?”  *asks excitedly*

Benjamin: “... yeah ....” *growls unnerved*

Peter: *stares fiercing at Nimura as he licks over Benjamins arm in a possessive way* “Yea .... i’m Peter!” * growls like a puppy who fears that his bone will be taken away*

Benjamin: *turns around*

Benjamin: “What the fuck have you just done?!”

Peter: “I marked you?” *understands once again not the problem*

Benjamin: “YOU FUCKING WHAT?!”

Benjamin: “Do you realize that you can’t just mark people by licking them?! That you don’t lick people in general?!!!” *snaps off again*

Peter: “But there are times you like to get licked, Benjiiii~” *whines, still not understanding what it's actually all about *

Nimura: *listlessly but amused watches the scenery, again*

Benjamin: *can’t reply at first cause’ he can’t believe Peter said that out loud* “ .... WHAT?!”

Peter: “But Benjiiiii~?!” *tries to calm him down and STILL doesn’t get the point*

Benjamin: “FOR FUCKS SAKE WOULD YOU ONCE THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!!!!” *is about to jump at his throat*

Peter: *screechs* “Puddin please stop hitting meeeeeee~!” *pretty occupied with warding off Benjamin's attempts to choke and punch him*

Nimura: *sighs as he noticed that it doesn’t go on like this, so he decides to go around the counter*

Benjamin: “How could i when you babble around things like this in front of other, strange people!!!!”

Peter: “But what did i babble?! Did I say anything about nailing you on the counter? No, i didn’t!!!!!” *tries totally dopey to talk himself out of the matter without noticing that he rodes himself even deeper into shit*

Nimura: *tries to get between them-*   “Boys ...?!”  *-without success*

Benjamin: “WHO WAS ABOUT TO GET NAILED ON WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING LOCO?! DID YOU TAKE SOME PILLS?!” *completely lost his sense of his surroundings in his naked range*

Peter: “Why are you so mad?”

Benjamin: “WHY I’M MAD?! YOU REALLY ASKING ME WHY I’M MAD?! YOU REALLY THINK IT IS A  APPROPRIATE THING TO TALK ABOUT NAILING ME ON THE COUNTER OF MY WORKINGPLACE IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS?!“

Peter: “But i didn’t!!!!???” *whine*

Benjamin: “YOU JUST DID YOU STUPID FUCKNUT!!!! DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW EMBARRESSING YOU ARE?!”

Nimura: *coughs slightly and turn Benjamin around to get a hold of attention*

Nimura: “If you are enraged because of you beeing embarressed i can assure you that you can calm down again. In fact the idea of you getting laid on one of those counters is quite exciting and way better then getting just a coffee.” *dead serious*

Benjamin: *gets a head as red as Rudolph’s friggin nose but at least he actually stopped screaming out of pure distraction* “W ....what?” *abashed*

Peter: “You see?!!!!!” *sniffs doggedly*

Benjamin: *still staring perplexed at Nimura* “ ......!!!”

Nimura: *smirks flirty* “You know, I didn’t think i would meet you here, nor to fuck with you, but if the occasion presents, why not?” *again, dead dry serious*

Benjamin: *swallows hard as he realized what was going on*

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Peter: *tries to keep him distand by pushing back his forehead* *would love to laugh out loud but is currently to scared for his face*

Benjamin: “I’M FUCING WORKING HERE YOU STUPID PEACE OF SHIT!!!!!” *is already close to his meltdown but as Peter started to grabbing around in his face he becomes very positiv about smashing his head into mush*

Benjamin: *shoves and kicks Peters’ legs to get closer to reach his head*

Peter: * ‘having a hard time’ to press the smaller away*

Doorbell: *jingles as someone enteres the store*

Peter: *got distracted by the bell and looses the grip of Benjamins head*  “FUUUUUUCKIIIIIII~!!!” *screech* *prepaires himself for the ‘impact’ of Benjamins’ fist*

Benjamin: “Got ya’, Bitch!!!!” *whispers deadly after he rushed closer and hauls off*

Peter: *manages to wind to the side and starting to clap down every try of Bejamin to raises his fist again*

Benjamin: “Stop winding and clapping and just face it you shithead!!!!” *getting more and more furious the less successful his attempts to reach Peters’ face are becoming*

Peter: “Beeeee~njiiiiii pleeeee~aseeee!” *wheeze*

Benjamin: “LET ME PUNCH YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” *jumps against him, up and down, desperate to reach him and because of that even more furious*

Nimura: “Hrrrumph ....” *observes them for almost 3 minutes now, waiting to order a coffe*

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Benjamin: “ .... Fucknut ....?!” *growl*

Peter: “Muffin?” *warble*

Benjamin: “Get your prank the fuck away from me!!” *hiss*

Peter: *shrinks back*

Peter: “Miauuu~!” *imitates a hissing cat*

Benjamin: *anoyed* “How about grabbing a sponge yourself and help your ‘muffin’ clean this shit up, so he can go home!?”

Peter: “I tried to grab one but you didn’t liked it ...” *already distracted again*

Benjamin: *pretty aware of that*

Benjamin: “I mean it, Peter ....!” *grunt*

Peter: “Don’t touching your butt!!!!” *chuckles defending*

Benjamin: “ ..... Peter ...?!” *growls and really thinks, him speaking in a low voice could stop Peter?!XDDDD*

Peter: *starts to stroke his back*

Peter: *‘cause he knows how sensitive Benjamin is on his spinal*

Benjamin: *gasp* “I said .... stop it!” *shudders* “ ... dammit!!!!”

Peter: *smirks and wanders further down*

Peter: *wanna know how far Benjamin would let him get before he probably punches him right in his face*

Peter: *grins plain stupid as he decides, it would be funny to slap Benjamins butt*

Benjamin: *groans up as Peters hand hits him*

Benjamin: *gets twinching eyebrows and puffs like a wild rhino* “ ....💀💀💀!!!!!!!!”

Peter: *mumbles, knowing what comes next* “That .... was worth it ... 💜 !”

Benjamin: *turning his head around to fierce Peter to death*  

Benjamin: *explode* “ARE YOU FUCKIN STUPID?!”

Benjamin: *shores up the counter in blind range*

Peter: *gettig scared and tries to calm him down again* “Hehehe~-” *chuckles nervous* “- you would have done the same-”

Benjamin: *grabs Peter’s shirt*

Benjamin: “NO! I WOULDN’T!” *really close to choke Peter this time for real*

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