What the fuck Is happening??

Don’t tell me to calm down

[sillyspidermonkey]

To my future wife

I hope right now you’re thinking of something that makes you so happy

I hope you start and end your day with a glass of water

I hope you know your smile will one day be my favorite thing in this world

I hope you know you’re worth more than a million suns and moons

I hope you keep fighting until the day we can be together, because I know I will

I hope you have lots of things in your life that make you smile

I hope you like me rambling about stupid things I find interesting

I hope you keep a picture of me where you can always see it one day

I hope you think of me and the life we will have together one day

I hope I can see you soon, feel your kiss on my chest and hear your laugh

Wait for me

I’ll be there

[ruinedchildhood]

The Powerpuff Girls S01E09

[uykucubirkaplumbaga]

[my-dailydreams]

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[unreadable]

[myspace]

Buying a Wii in 2007

[catchymemes]

[internetbynight]

[wisedreamdelusion]

GO TO THE HELL I DONT WAKE YET AND I DONT SLEEP WELL

[kaijutegu]

harsh words from one of the muppet babies

[the-big-mood]

The premiere of Spiderman (2002)

[throwbackblr]

[yorgen-sh]

[sayhelloanimalfriends]

this is the first time in my life i thought oh i hope there’s music

[the-big-mood]

[bimstown]

[stimmypaints]

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.