Zacc :3

hell

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[dogpuppy]

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[deep-state-partisan]

I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[badassdemonsword-deactivated202]

[frankiedotbiz]

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[delmondo]

[animentality]

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

[netscapeshawty]

baseball different from how i remember it

[qualitytimeswithqualitylads]

glad they added new maps to baseball

[dduane]

[imtherain]

Sorry but thank you for staying

[bundibird]

☝️ Me cheerfully and liberally using the tag blocking function so I can keep enjoying that One Topic I followed you for but cant hear the mariachi band (who I’m sure are very talented but who are playing songs I’m not interested in):

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong