Eventually, yes!

Dragons! Nerdy stuff! Science! Literature! Existential problems!

[biblical-figures]

[biblical-figures]

This just gave me a great idea thanks

[biblical-figures]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[n64retro]

[radliftist]

me dissociating after eating two AA batteries

[tsuchinokoroyale]

[monsieurenjlolras]

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender

[bashcrandicoot]

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[mutationgirl]

sorry :/ your “boyfriend” was displaying a natural inclination towards the prophetic so we feminized her ^-^ your girlfriend will make a great oracle one day

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[northirish]

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

[northirish]

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

[madnessofmen]

[charl0ttan]

long distance friends pets feel like celebrities because you can only be parasocial with them

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[longseasons]

This is My Blog ..... And No One... Can Take It Away

[threedollarsdotcom]

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained