Untitled is the Title

No sideblogs, everything goes here | Current Fandom fixations: DC (batfam heavy), Star Wars, Final Fantasy XV | Mobile only: I haven't been able to post on desktop in 3+ years, I doubt this will ever be fixed.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[beardedmrbean]

Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you

[fl-man]

I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?

[beardedmrbean]

Didn't even know this post was moving till it hit my dash again, I put it in the replies too but it is called a "chompsaw" and it's by Chompshop

They've got all kinds of patterns and such on their site for different creative projects, it does appear to be limited to cutting cardboard so if you want to do wood you will need something beefier.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

found this game today and I'm having a great time, check it out if you enjoy recreational sorting

Peggy's Post by digitarium

A peaceful package sorting game

[fuck-customers]

[vivid-sector]

doomscrolling thru the weather app

[doitbuckley]

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[depsidase]

how quaint.

[k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl]

how to tell mutual hey i think ur really cool we should talk more but like also im bad at talking and am always exhausted

[veliseraptor]

#if I keep liking posts maybe it’ll one day do the trick (via @whoisthatmovinginthedark)

[sunflower-chai]

was arguing about this with some friends earlier this week so i need to know:

what day is the first day of the week?

monday

sunday

a different day?? somehow??

Voting ended onMay 27

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read: