I'm not perfect...so what?

[animalrates]

[cockyhorror]

A diva

[kickass-humor]

Come on. Get it together.

[whatiwishicculd-deactivated2015]

Tips for being an adult:

there are none

don’t become an adult

stay a child forever

Peter Pan was right

[mattymurdox]

#I need ‘peter pan was right’ on a t-shirt

[gifsboom]

Dog helps thirsty cat. [video]

[disnerd]

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

[fayeswitchcraft]

*delicately blows a kiss to all the spirits in my room* please dont knock anything over i live here

[guygcrdner]

[towritecomicsonherarms]

legendary

[orion-lake]

You obviously don’t have sisters. One minute you’re arguing about something and then suddenly you’re arguing about who stole whose Malibu Barbie in 1979. (x)

[thebestoftumbling]

[gladiolus---amicitia]

I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.” And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?” “No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.” And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

[aenramsden]

They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.

[wlkingcontraindication]

I like to imagine that the kids get in on it as well. Like Albus and Scorpius can be over heard in the Great Hall with the latest Potter Family gossip

“Did you hear that your dad is leaving your mum for my father?”

“I thought mum was leaving dad for your mum, Scorp?”

“No that was last week. Your mum is with your aunt Luna right now.”

“Ah, my mistake. Pass the pumpkin juice.”

[ridleydaisy]

[trickstercaptain-archive]

- What has become of my beloved Pearl?

- I lost the Pearl as I lost my leg.

[tatianamaslnaymoved-blog]

[rmartells-deactivated20221117]

[thagoodthings]

[brookelyn704-deactivated2024021]

customer service be like

[shencomix]

I just wanted to eat my sandwich.

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