Lemons are the shit, dude.

a NSFW Side blog for my blog. I mostly got sick and tired of seeing really amazing works that I could just like, since I tend to keep my real blog clean. So if I dont follow back its because this is a side blog after all! its mostly homestuck, but I Wil post other things as well.... like furry shit.... cus im a furry piece of trash Name:SilverSmut age: 22 pronouns: zee/zir gender:Agender sexuality: Demisexual ATTENTION: You must be at least 18. years of age to follow this blog and view it, thank you.

[sistertaxon]

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

[charlesoberonn]

[art-history-nerds]

Girl with a Mirror (1892) by John William Godward

[theehorsepusssy]

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

Before i can do this small task i have to drink a coffee then play on my phone for an hour then jerk off then drink a soda then play on my phone then eat a snack then play on my phone then take a nap then play on my phone then go to bed

[radatav]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

You ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging an incredibly high resolution bat at an impossibly busty hornet’s nest?

[sharkgirldick]

Playing Magic the Gathering with a tgirl and I play Mindbreak Trap to exile her spell. She looks at the card, then back to me, then looks away and her face gets really red.

[captainmackaymouse]

This would never happen to me, locked in as I am, mid combo turn. I look down at my perfectly executed Ad-Naus ritual-draw sequence into a Tendrils of Agony for more then twice your life total, smirking at your pathetic attempt at disruption as I cleverly exile a spare Ponder from my hand to Force your feeble countermagic. You cast a second Mindbreak Trap and I get so horny I pass out.

[junktastic]

tbh i cooked w/ this design

[butterfly-sapphic]

Oh my fuck

[butterfly-sapphic]

Still thinking about her

[madamshogunassassin]

[valtsv]

i know you're only flirting with me because you want me to jerk you off with my skeleton hand

[xenosagaepisodeone]

"the backrooms and liminal spaces are less scary when you throw in a monster that lurks around" alright but how about a gloryhole. would you trust the interdimensional backrooms gloryhole. are you a bad enough dude to risk having the forces that lay at the heart of darkness warp your junk into cow tools.

[annanuna-arts]

Being able to draw is both a gift and a curse

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

[angelicguy]

*faking a limp and whining like a dog* oooh… ooooh *sees that the hot girl left the line at in and out* oh nevermind. *starts looking at hentai on my android phone*

[yikimiki]

concept: extremely sweet and caring guys that fuck you like an animal in heat

[memecucker]

Oh damn Macklemore is speaking at the Free Palestine rally

[memecucker]

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[wellthatjusthappend]

Adding these tags because it somehow makes it even better.

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[vodka-con-amor-deactivated20221]

[kaionyx]

Oh no sure would be a shame to find an innocent puppy and make them into a brainless cumslut who begs to be used.