Clickhole's Slut Of The Week, "Jerry Seinfeld"

Jenn • 30 • Friend to Frogs and Fan of Frozen Mac & Cheese Microwaved for 7 Minutes and Allowed to Cool to Room Temperature

[fullmoonguidance]

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

[fullmoonguidance]

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

[hotvampireadjacent]

You will come to Chicago prime and you will like it

[nixpunk]

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

[puppiesdoglover]

Dogy named Pieceof Shit

[puppiesdoglover]

I Didnt Name Him That Im Sorry Every body . Im Just Reporting The Facts......... DSnt Shoot The Messeger

[puppiesdoghater]

I named him that

[puppiesdoglover]

Nobody Ased you

[walterwhite58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[johngreen58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[peggyhill58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[evilnicegirl]

recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

[evilnicegirl]

new fetch quest dropped

[evilnicegirl]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[randumbkatt]

big ass boulder just dropped on earth causing a massive earthquake, millions died

[dropouttvpollbrackets]

Most Unhinged Dropout Cast Member Poll Bracket (Finals)

Who is the MOST unhinged?

Ally "Brennan Lee Mulligan (It's Really Just Me, Gang!)" Beardsley

Vic "Evelyn Tucci (The Paternal Grandmother of Stanley Tucci)" Michaelis

Voting ended onJun 16, 2024

Ally Beardsley vs. Vic Michaelis

Click here for more info on this poll bracket

[wirelessmousegirl]

Going to try one of these

Spin this wheel to get a tumblr sexyman!

Would you Fuck/Marry/ Or kill this character?

FUCK

MARRY

KILL

Voting ended onJun 13, 2024

Reblog for a bigger sample size! And tell me who you got in the tags!

[gamechangershow]

EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 🕺 THE WENIS IS A DANCE 💃 EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS 🧠 WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE 👯

[moveslikekeithrichards]

if you could Only listen to bands/musicians that originated in your state/province/etc how fucked would you be

totally solid. no problems

something would definitely be missing but i would be alright

this is not preferable

please please release me from this prison

i have no idea & don't feel like googling who's from here

Voting ended onApr 26, 2024

[cannedvampirejuice]

I'm making a piss skull after work

[cannedvampirejuice]

here is how to make my favorite stupid drink ever, Piss Skull. step one, get a skull.

Any skull will do but the whole point of this is to drink it from a skull. Step two, ice cream. Any kind of vanilla. I like French the most so that's what I'm using.

Next is Alcohol. this step changes depending on my mood. The first and most common one I make uses Malibu, but sometimes I use a plain or vanilla vodka. When I want to get fucked up sometimes I use both vodka and Malibu. The ice cream covers up a lot of the alcohol taste.

And the final step: pineapple juice. This is what gives the Piss Skull it's name, because the ice cream makes it look frothy. Enjoy Piss Skull.

Optionally, you can stir it. You'll lose the piss effect but it'll melt the ice cream better so you don't end up with chunks at the end (which I usually like but this skull has a straw so I don't want that today)

[retrocgads]

USA 1996

[sternfleck]

A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

[quasi-normalcy]

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

[thepictureofmadamec]

To quote Chris Fleming

"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming

[parkchanwoohoo]

Nothing in this world is funnier to me than when people post pics of like gorgeous ocean vistas and then name a random Illinois suburb. This shit made me laugh so hard I almost threw up. It doesn't even have to be Naperville you could name any other town and I'd weep